I like the way you are thinking!
 

Teacher asks her class a question - 'There are 3 crows on a fence. If you fire one shot from a gun and kill one . . how many are left?'

A boy at back puts his hand up. 'Please, miss . . . there are none left!'

'How do you work that out?' She asks.

'Well, the first one falls of because its dead, and the other two fly away when they hear the bang of the gun!' replies the boy.

'Well I was expecting you to say there were 2 crows left . . but I like the way you are thinking! Said the teacher.

The boy asks 'Miss . . . if there are three woman eating ice lollys, and one is gently licking the ice lolly, another is gently nibbling the edges and the third one has the whole thing in her mouth and sucking hard . . then which one is married?'

Slightly embarrassed, she hesitates then replies 'Ermm, the one who has the whole thing in her mouth?'

The boy smiles and replies 'I was expecting you to say 'the one with the wedding ring on' . . . but I like the way you are thinking!'.

This seems like a 'Little Johnny' to me..

very funny... thanks.

smart ass, i like the way he thinks

My kind of boy!!! haha

Seemed a bit long, but still gave me quite a laugh :)

One would hope the way she was thinking was the way it always was.