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Old 04-23-2003, 05:06 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Joke of the Day - April 23

Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house, a woman looking out her kitchen window watched the two men as they checked her gas meter.

Finishing the meter check, the senior supervisor challenged his younger coworker to a foot race down the alley back to the truck to prove that an older guy could outrun a younger one.

As they came running up to the truck, they realized the lady from that last house was huffing and puffing right behind them. They stopped and asked her what was wrong.

Gasping for breath, she replied, "When I see two men from the gas company running as hard as you two were, I figured I'd better run too!"
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Old 04-23-2003, 05:21 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Id probably start running too!
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Old 04-23-2003, 06:18 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Ha! Very good!
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Old 04-23-2003, 07:00 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 04-23-2003, 07:06 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I hadn't heard that one before. Thanks!
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Old 04-23-2003, 07:34 AM   #6 (permalink)
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i'd think they did something else and pull a shotgun on them
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Old 04-23-2003, 08:01 AM   #7 (permalink)
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No kidding! That's funny. No one is used to seeing utilities employees moving that fast, unless there's trouble (or a lunch wagon).
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Old 04-23-2003, 09:07 AM   #8 (permalink)
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ive seen a shirt that says "I'm a bomb squad technician if you see me running try to keep up"
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Old 04-23-2003, 12:44 PM   #9 (permalink)
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i didnt read the joke i was stareing at something else
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Old 04-24-2003, 02:02 AM   #10 (permalink)
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haha, how scary would that be
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Old 04-24-2003, 03:40 AM   #11 (permalink)
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hehe great one!
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