Joke of the Day - July 31 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 07-31-2003, 01:31 AM

The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night.

Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil!"

The dying man said nothing so the priest repeated his order.

Still the dying man said nothing.

The priest asked, "Why do you refuse to denounce the devil and his evil?"

The dying man said, "Until I know where I'm heading, I don't think I ought to aggravate anybody."

puddlesmilo · 07-31-2003, 02:07 AM

Sound advise!

Thanks

Regziever · 07-31-2003, 12:00 PM

A verry intelligent man!

yankeefatboy · 07-31-2003, 03:31 PM

amen to that.

PayUp · 07-31-2003, 04:33 PM

good call on that one

pancakerabbit · 07-31-2003, 06:02 PM

*stares at tits*
Uh...yeah...joke...funny...*chokes on drool*

07-31-2003, 01:31 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - July 31 The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night. Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil!" The dying man said nothing so the priest repeated his order. Still the dying man said nothing. The priest asked, "Why do you refuse to denounce the devil and his evil?" The dying man said, "Until I know where I'm heading, I don't think I ought to aggravate anybody."

07-31-2003, 12:00 PM	#3 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	A verry intelligent man! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

07-31-2003, 04:33 PM	#5 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	good call on that one __________________ Born to Lose.

07-31-2003, 06:02 PM	#6 (permalink)
pancakerabbit Tilted	stares at tits Uh...yeah...joke...funny...chokes on drool __________________ I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. - Jack Handey

07-31-2003, 02:07 AM	#2 (permalink)
puddlesmilo Psycho	Sound advise! Thanks

07-31-2003, 03:31 PM	#4 (permalink)
yankeefatboy Addict Location: northern california	amen to that.