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Old 04-23-2003, 11:41 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A cowboy's secret to a long life

A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long life.

He said, "You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal, see. If you do, you'll live to a nice ripe old age."

So the cowboy did this religiously every day, and sure enough, lived to the nice ripe old age of 96.

When he died he left behind 4 children, 8 grandchildren, 15 great-grandchildren...and a 16 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.
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Old 04-23-2003, 11:52 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 04-23-2003, 12:03 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Didn't expect it!

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Old 04-23-2003, 12:07 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Good one!
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Old 04-23-2003, 12:08 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Nice one, very funny, thanks
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Old 04-23-2003, 03:50 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Hehe, this is pretty good.
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Old 04-23-2003, 03:53 PM   #7 (permalink)
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good one
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Old 03-31-2004, 04:20 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Hahaha, thats awesome.
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Old 03-31-2004, 05:17 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I've heard it before, but it always gets a chuckle out of me.
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Old 03-31-2004, 05:56 PM   #10 (permalink)
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great!
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Old 03-31-2004, 08:38 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 03-31-2004, 08:48 PM   #12 (permalink)
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if the marlboro man did that he wouldn't survive after lighting up for the first photo shoot
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Old 03-31-2004, 10:23 PM   #13 (permalink)
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hahah that was great
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Old 04-01-2004, 01:01 AM   #14 (permalink)
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God damn I'm slow...had to read Bermuda's comment about "lighting up" to get the joke...Good one.
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Old 04-01-2004, 01:18 AM   #15 (permalink)
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That was a good one! TY
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Old 04-01-2004, 07:38 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Hilarious!
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