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Old 08-05-2003, 10:41 AM   #1 (permalink)
Dead frog.

So there's a little boy walking down the street pulling a wagon with a dead frog in it. He goes up to a whore house and asks the lady on the porch for the nastiest girl she's got. She says "What in the world would you do with a nasty old two-dollar hooker?" "I want crabs", he says. "WHAT!!! Why on earth?" says the old lady. "Well, tomorrow, I'll screw the babysitter, then when daddy comes home, he'll screw her. Then daddy'll give it to ma when they go to bed, and when he goes to work in the morning, she'll fuck the milkman. And he's the son of a bitch who ran over my frog!!!"
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Old 08-05-2003, 10:45 AM   #2 (permalink)
Sexy eh?
Location: Sweden
Lol!!! Awesome one!! Five stars!
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Death is even worse,
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Old 08-05-2003, 12:11 PM   #3 (permalink)
Location: cali
what a spiteful little kid.
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Old 08-05-2003, 04:13 PM   #4 (permalink)
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And clever
There's a fine line between participation and mockery
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Old 08-05-2003, 04:19 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Location: AZ
give the kid 5 stars!
Born to Lose.
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Old 08-05-2003, 05:03 PM   #6 (permalink)
Location: Here and there and everywhere
thats funny!
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Old 08-05-2003, 06:32 PM   #7 (permalink)
Thanks, I'm glad I'm not the only one with a demented sense of humor.
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Old 08-05-2003, 06:33 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Location: In the middle of the desert.
What a chain of events! Funny joke!
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Old 08-06-2003, 08:32 AM   #9 (permalink)
Location: MS
Sounds like a plan
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Old 08-06-2003, 08:37 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Location: Michigan
a well thought out plan!!!!!!! hahahaha
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Old 08-07-2003, 12:57 AM   #11 (permalink)
Location: chocolate city
How to get you're own back. Fantastic
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Old 08-07-2003, 01:06 AM   #12 (permalink)
Location: University of Maryland at College Park
Great joke. The first time I heard it, it was herpes, but good stuff.
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Old 08-07-2003, 05:12 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Location: midwest
definitely a keeper, thanks
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dead, frog

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