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Old 04-23-2003, 12:51 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Texas Surgeon

Oh goody! I can submit older jokes and no one can prove they're repeats, heh heh.


Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.


One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."


One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."


The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a guy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States!"
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Old 04-23-2003, 01:30 PM   #2 (permalink)
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You wouldn't happen to be a member of the Dixie Chicks, would you?
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Old 04-23-2003, 01:39 PM   #3 (permalink)
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You wouldn't happen to be a member of the Dixie Chicks, would you?
Boo hoo hoo!

No.

Sniff, sniff.....sniff

Boo hoo waaaaaahhh!

Please don't hate us America. We support the troops. Sniff, sniff.
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Old 04-23-2003, 01:42 PM   #4 (permalink)
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lol, that joke is so bad, it's good...
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Old 04-23-2003, 03:48 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Hehe, that was bad, but still good
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Old 04-23-2003, 05:03 PM   #6 (permalink)
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good one. i was actually just about to post that!!!
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Old 04-23-2003, 05:17 PM   #7 (permalink)
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heheh i like that one
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Old 04-23-2003, 07:02 PM   #8 (permalink)
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KILLER! This one is going to get a lot of play among my friends.
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Old 04-23-2003, 07:04 PM   #9 (permalink)
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hatin on good ol' texas
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Old 04-23-2003, 07:08 PM   #10 (permalink)
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great joke....thanks warrrreagl
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Old 04-23-2003, 08:06 PM   #11 (permalink)
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