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04-23-2003, 12:51 PM
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pinche vato
Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton
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Texas Surgeon
Oh goody! I can submit older jokes and no one can prove they're repeats, heh heh.
Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England." One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics." The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a guy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States!"
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04-23-2003, 01:30 PM
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Insane
Location: Up my ass
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You wouldn't happen to be a member of the Dixie Chicks, would you?
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Alice, that dog has been licking his own asshole for three hours. I would venture to say that there is nothing there that requires more than an hour's attention. So I would suggest that whatever he's attempting to dislodge is either gone for good....or there to stay. -The Long Kiss Goodnight_ |
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04-23-2003, 01:39 PM
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pinche vato
Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton
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No. Sniff, sniff.....sniff Boo hoo waaaaaahhh! Please don't hate us America. We support the troops. Sniff, sniff.
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