Vampire's Drink (grossout warning!) - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

warrrreagl · 04-23-2003, 12:57 PM

A vampire walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender walks up to him and says, "What can I get you?" The vampire says, "A cup of hot water." The bartender looks at him strangely, but gets the water. When he brings it over to the vampire, he says, "I thought you guys drank blood. What's with the water?" The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "What, you've never heard of a tea bag?"

XHydralisk · 04-23-2003, 01:02 PM

ROFL

good one

opentocomments · 04-23-2003, 01:06 PM

Eeew!!!!

Hycdubg · 04-23-2003, 01:25 PM

Disgustingly funny.

corduroy · 04-23-2003, 01:45 PM

damn, now that's funny...

RenegadeSoul · 04-23-2003, 02:28 PM

hahaha, took a second.

Ronin_Tiger · 04-23-2003, 04:23 PM

wrong. so wrong

TerresqueÜ · 04-23-2003, 05:06 PM

*slaps face* Ehhhhh...

pazza · 04-23-2003, 05:16 PM

thats a great joke

Locke · 04-23-2003, 07:20 PM

oh man, I hafta use that one.

bastit · 04-23-2003, 08:56 PM

its funny cause its true

small one · 04-24-2003, 12:22 AM

That was sick!

Why don't you see signs saying "dry paint"?

04-23-2003, 12:57 PM	#1 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	Vampire's Drink (grossout warning!) A vampire walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender walks up to him and says, "What can I get you?" The vampire says, "A cup of hot water." The bartender looks at him strangely, but gets the water. When he brings it over to the vampire, he says, "I thought you guys drank blood. What's with the water?" The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "What, you've never heard of a tea bag?" __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.

04-23-2003, 01:06 PM	#3 (permalink)
opentocomments Psycho Location: St. Louis	Eeew!!!! __________________ How do we know that the sky is not green and we are all color-blind?

04-23-2003, 01:25 PM	#4 (permalink)
Hycdubg Insane Location: Up my ass	Disgustingly funny. __________________ Alice, that dog has been licking his own asshole for three hours. I would venture to say that there is nothing there that requires more than an hour's attention. So I would suggest that whatever he's attempting to dislodge is either gone for good....or there to stay. -The Long Kiss Goodnight_

04-23-2003, 04:23 PM	#7 (permalink)
Ronin_Tiger Crazy Location: Cairo, Egypt	wrong. so wrong __________________ Assumptions make an ass out of you and mptions....

04-23-2003, 05:06 PM	#8 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	slaps face Ehhhhh... __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

04-23-2003, 01:02 PM	#2 (permalink)
XHydralisk Banned	ROFL good one

04-23-2003, 01:45 PM	#5 (permalink)
corduroy Upright	damn, now that's funny...

04-23-2003, 02:28 PM	#6 (permalink)
RenegadeSoul Banned Location: British Columbia	hahaha, took a second.

04-23-2003, 05:16 PM	#9 (permalink)
pazza Insane Location: Australia	thats a great joke __________________ The above thoughts are not necessarily the thoughts of this user.

04-23-2003, 07:20 PM	#10 (permalink)
Locke Insane Location: The reddest state ever. :(	oh man, I hafta use that one. __________________ CUBS WIN, CUBS WIN!!!! - Pat Hughes "Don't surround yourself with yourself." Yes

04-23-2003, 08:56 PM	#11 (permalink)
bastit Tilted Location: San Diego	its funny cause its true __________________ Have you ever caught a fart in a cup then smelled it...uhh yeah me neither

04-24-2003, 12:22 AM	#12 (permalink)
small one Banned Location: York	That was sick! Why don't you see signs saying "dry paint"?