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Old 04-23-2003, 12:57 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Vampire's Drink (grossout warning!)

A vampire walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender walks up to him and says, "What can I get you?" The vampire says, "A cup of hot water." The bartender looks at him strangely, but gets the water. When he brings it over to the vampire, he says, "I thought you guys drank blood. What's with the water?" The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "What, you've never heard of a tea bag?"
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Old 04-23-2003, 01:02 PM   #2 (permalink)
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ROFL

good one
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Old 04-23-2003, 01:06 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Eeew!!!!
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Old 04-23-2003, 01:25 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Disgustingly funny.
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Old 04-23-2003, 01:45 PM   #5 (permalink)
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damn, now that's funny...
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Old 04-23-2003, 02:28 PM   #6 (permalink)
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hahaha, took a second.
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Old 04-23-2003, 04:23 PM   #7 (permalink)
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wrong. so wrong
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Old 04-23-2003, 05:06 PM   #8 (permalink)
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*slaps face* Ehhhhh...
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Old 04-23-2003, 05:16 PM   #9 (permalink)
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thats a great joke
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Old 04-23-2003, 07:20 PM   #10 (permalink)
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oh man, I hafta use that one.
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Old 04-23-2003, 08:56 PM   #11 (permalink)
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its funny cause its true
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Old 04-24-2003, 12:22 AM   #12 (permalink)
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That was sick!

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