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Old 08-05-2003, 07:05 PM   #1 (permalink)
Location: NYC Metro Area
Don't Mess with Mother Nature

Toward the end of the golf course, Harry somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods finding it in a patch of pretty yellow

Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just
about every buttercup in the patch. All of a sudden .. . ...POOF!

In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared.

She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to
make those buttercups?! Just for that, you won't have any butter for your popcorn the rest of your life; better still;
you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life..... as a matter of fact, you won't have any butter for anything the rest of your life!"

THEN POOF!.... she was gone.

After Harry got a hold of himself, he hollered for his friend, Fred.

"Fred, where are you?"

Fred yells back, "I'm over here, in the pussywillows."

Harry yells back......

"DON'T SWING FRED!!! For God's sake, DON'T SWING!!"
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Old 08-05-2003, 08:10 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Heh, that was pretty funny. Seems similar to stuff I've heard before but its new to me.
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Old 08-06-2003, 08:21 AM   #3 (permalink)
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haha got a chuckle out of me
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Old 08-06-2003, 08:33 AM   #4 (permalink)
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That was great, thanks.
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Old 08-06-2003, 09:37 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Location: Sweden
Hehehe.. great story! Really funny!
Life is shit,
Death is even worse,
So what's the point of killing yourself?
/Ignatius Camryn Paladine
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Old 08-06-2003, 01:21 PM   #6 (permalink)
Yeah, but my buddy doesn't play golf, he's just got a moody wife.
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Old 08-06-2003, 02:06 PM   #7 (permalink)
Hahaha, that would definently constitute as a crime against nature. For the pussywillows and the man.
Slowly but surely getting over the loss of TFP v. 3.0.
Where the hell am I?....
Showering once a month does not make you a better person.

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Old 08-06-2003, 02:19 PM   #8 (permalink)
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mess, mother, nature

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