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Old 04-23-2003, 01:43 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I announce the Perpetual Awful Joke Thread ...

The number one thing that a man should never, ever say out loud in Victoria's secret:

Does this come in children's sizes?
So, a penguin brings his car into the shop. while he waits, he figures he'll stop by the pub and have a quick Guiness.
he goes in, has his pint, forgets to wipe the foam off his beak, leaves a tip, and heads back to the auto repair shop.

the mechanic says, "Looks like you blew a seal."

penguin says, "Naw, I just had a Guiness."
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Old 04-23-2003, 02:53 PM   #2 (permalink)
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those are pretty awful, unfortunately, I cannot think of any of my own to add.
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Old 04-23-2003, 03:32 PM   #3 (permalink)
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The penguin one is pretty good actually. Not that awful.
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Old 04-23-2003, 04:16 PM   #4 (permalink)
Location: Cairo, Egypt
I should be shot for laughing
Assumptions make an ass out of you and mptions....
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Old 04-24-2003, 05:11 AM   #5 (permalink)
see the links to my music?
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blew a seal.hahahahahahaha

that's classic man...............a seal......hehe

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Old 04-24-2003, 06:14 AM   #6 (permalink)
pinche vato
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I thought all of my previous posts qualified for this thread.
Living is easy with eyes closed.
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Old 04-24-2003, 06:34 AM   #7 (permalink)
We're having potato pancakes!
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made me grin
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Old 04-24-2003, 09:05 AM   #8 (permalink)
worst joke ever.........

why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

if it had 4 doors it would be a sedan
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Old 04-24-2003, 09:38 AM   #9 (permalink)
what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

(wait for it)

(wait for it)

(almost there...)

"Where's my tractor?"

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Old 04-24-2003, 09:48 AM   #10 (permalink)
Q. What's a wock?

A. It's what you throw at a wabbit.
I blow my nose at you. Now go away before I taunt you a second time.
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Old 04-25-2003, 01:23 AM   #11 (permalink)
Location: Cape Town, South Africa
Originally posted by blkdmnd
Q. What's a wock?

A. It's what you throw at a wabbit.
Bad bad bad
This will hurt less if you stop squirming
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Old 04-25-2003, 01:33 AM   #12 (permalink)
Location: This side of heaven.
What did the fish say when it hit the concrete wall?

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Old 04-25-2003, 02:08 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One looks at the other, and says "Does this taste funny to you?"
"A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."
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Old 04-25-2003, 04:04 AM   #14 (permalink)
These pretzels are making me thirsty!!
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ever hear the joke about the wall???
i still cant get over it

ever hear the joke about the sidewalk???
its all over town
i miss K-Wise
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