Joke of the Day - August 7 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 08-07-2003, 03:56 AM

"Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If you are diving and are approached by a shark they recommend that you swim towards it aggressively and punch it in the nose as hard as possible."

"If this doesn't work, beat the shark with your stump."

slant eyes · 08-07-2003, 07:34 AM

ah, the intellectually elite of our class, the marine biologists

PayUp · 08-07-2003, 04:20 PM

didnt see that coming. stumped me

gnort · 08-07-2003, 08:37 PM

oooo bad puns arrive...hahahaha

microdot · 08-07-2003, 08:39 PM

Sorry Jadzia, but I just love staring at your tits. And I must say, those are your best yet!

Good joke, too.

08-07-2003, 03:56 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - August 7 "Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If you are diving and are approached by a shark they recommend that you swim towards it aggressively and punch it in the nose as hard as possible." "If this doesn't work, beat the shark with your stump."

08-07-2003, 07:34 AM	#2 (permalink)
slant eyes Psycho Location: cali	ah, the intellectually elite of our class, the marine biologists __________________ no man or woman is worth your tears - and the one who is, won't make you cry question authority, don't ask why, just do it!

08-07-2003, 04:20 PM	#3 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	didnt see that coming. stumped me __________________ Born to Lose.

08-07-2003, 08:37 PM	#4 (permalink)
gnort Psycho Location: MA	oooo bad puns arrive...hahahaha __________________ You had me at Qapla'

08-07-2003, 08:39 PM	#5 (permalink)
microdot Crazy	Sorry Jadzia, but I just love staring at your tits. And I must say, those are your best yet! Good joke, too.