"The Fish Story" - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Hanxter · 08-07-2003, 09:23 AM

A man calls home to his wife and says, " Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for
me to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box? We're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife
she does exactly what her husband asked.

The following week-end he came home a little tired but otherwise
looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?

He says, "Yes! Lots of Walleye, some Blue gill and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"

The wife replies, "I did, they're in your tackle box."

WhoaitsZ · 08-07-2003, 09:26 AM

finally. i've been looking for some corn.....

merkerguitars · 08-07-2003, 09:32 AM

Hehehe that one is great.

slant eyes · 08-07-2003, 12:15 PM

ooooh, can you say 'busted!' thanks for the good laugh

ssander9 · 08-07-2003, 01:07 PM

Great one! Loved it

twist769 · 08-07-2003, 01:38 PM

Very clever wife.

PayUp · 08-07-2003, 04:14 PM

dudes in shitload of trouble

MikeyChalupa · 08-08-2003, 03:34 AM

Doh!

-Mikey

tfpfreak · 08-08-2003, 07:54 AM

That has got to suck! haha

Regziever · 08-09-2003, 09:12 AM

aaHA!!! Gotcha!! good one!

iktoweya · 08-09-2003, 02:40 PM

oh wow

txgirl · 08-09-2003, 05:55 PM

heard it before and it's always good for a laugh!

hobo · 08-10-2003, 12:48 PM

That guy was so totally BUSTED! Nice strategy.

ARTelevision · 08-10-2003, 01:08 PM

good one Hanxter, I'll tell it myself, thanks!

Stare At The Sun · 08-10-2003, 05:36 PM

Fukin owned!

egorey · 08-10-2003, 07:47 PM

So.. did he get the promotion?

Seriously... nice one.. thanks.

hayden · 08-29-2003, 09:50 PM

think he may be in some trouble?

Root_Beer_Man · 08-29-2003, 10:24 PM

Uh oh...BUSTED!

legolas · 08-30-2003, 04:58 AM

Took me a minute to get...

Brewmaniac · 08-30-2003, 11:46 AM

He's fucked! Not for a year!

aarchaon · 03-17-2004, 05:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brewmaniac
He's fucked! Not for a year!

He's not gonna be fucked for a while if I read that one correctly.

08-07-2003, 09:23 AM	#1 (permalink)
Hanxter The Griffin	"The Fish Story" A man calls home to his wife and says, " Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box? We're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas." The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she does exactly what her husband asked. The following week-end he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish? He says, "Yes! Lots of Walleye, some Blue gill and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?" The wife replies, "I did, they're in your tackle box."

08-07-2003, 09:32 AM	#3 (permalink)
merkerguitars Buffering......... Location: Wisconsin...	Hehehe that one is great. __________________ Donate now! Ask me How! Please use the search function it is your friend. Look at my mustang please feel free to comment! http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=26985

08-07-2003, 12:15 PM	#4 (permalink)
slant eyes Psycho Location: cali	ooooh, can you say 'busted!' thanks for the good laugh __________________ no man or woman is worth your tears - and the one who is, won't make you cry question authority, don't ask why, just do it!

08-07-2003, 01:07 PM	#5 (permalink)
ssander9 Amplitude Modulator Location: US	Great one! Loved it __________________ I never said you had to.

08-07-2003, 04:14 PM	#7 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	dudes in shitload of trouble __________________ Born to Lose.

08-07-2003, 09:26 AM	#2 (permalink)
WhoaitsZ Crazy Location: right behind you...	finally. i've been looking for some corn.....

08-07-2003, 01:38 PM	#6 (permalink)
twist769 Upright	Very clever wife.

08-08-2003, 03:34 AM	#8 (permalink)
MikeyChalupa Squid Location: USS George Washington	Doh! -Mikey

08-08-2003, 07:54 AM	#9 (permalink)
tfpfreak Crazy Location: MS	That has got to suck! haha __________________ Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be. ~ Clementine Paddleford

08-09-2003, 09:12 AM	#10 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	aaHA!!! Gotcha!! good one! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

08-09-2003, 02:40 PM	#11 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	oh wow __________________ i miss K-Wise

08-09-2003, 05:55 PM	#12 (permalink)
txgirl so many men...so little time. Location: Bellingham	heard it before and it's always good for a laugh!

08-10-2003, 12:48 PM	#13 (permalink)
hobo Archangel of Change	That guy was so totally BUSTED! Nice strategy.

08-10-2003, 01:08 PM	#14 (permalink)
ARTelevision I change Location: USA	good one Hanxter, I'll tell it myself, thanks! __________________ create evolution

08-10-2003, 05:36 PM	#15 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	Fukin owned!

08-29-2003, 10:24 PM	#18 (permalink)
Root_Beer_Man Crazy	Uh oh...BUSTED! __________________ >3 Cheers for boobies!!<

08-30-2003, 04:58 AM	#19 (permalink)
legolas shit faced cockmaster Location: CT	Took me a minute to get... __________________ "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

08-30-2003, 11:46 AM	#20 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	He's fucked! Not for a year! __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

08-10-2003, 07:47 PM	#16 (permalink)
egorey Crazy	So.. did he get the promotion? Seriously... nice one.. thanks.

08-29-2003, 09:50 PM	#17 (permalink)
hayden Upright	think he may be in some trouble?