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Old 08-07-2003, 05:45 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Headlines about seaman

Below are top 10 head lines in English newspapers reporting on David Seaman joining Man.City:

1. Keegan covers Schmeichel's exit with Seaman !

2. Arsenal fans find Seaman's release hard to swallow !

3. Did Wenger release Seaman prematurely ?

4. Seaman to fill Keegan's box !

5. Wenger wipes Seaman from Arsenal team sheet !

6. Wenger hoping for clean sheets as Seaman shoots up north !

7. Wenger deposits Seaman in Keegan's lap !

8. Seaman fills Schmeichel's shorts !

9. Big mess at Highbury as Wenger lets Seaman go!

10. Wenger to get youngster in for Seaman !
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Old 08-08-2003, 03:33 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Clever!

Wonder how many got printed...

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Old 08-08-2003, 05:03 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 08-08-2003, 07:52 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Thats funny I cant believe that these are real headlines
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Old 08-08-2003, 01:58 PM   #5 (permalink)
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clever.

in light of this,

Q: What's long, hard, and full of semen?
A: Submarine (better when said outloud)
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Old 08-08-2003, 03:21 PM   #6 (permalink)
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hrmmmm.....

knowing the british tabloids, I wouldn't at all put it past them to print some of these!
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Old 08-09-2003, 07:49 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Someone needs to get actual copies of these and send them in to Jay Leno.
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Old 08-09-2003, 08:04 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I'm guessing he is seriously concidering a name change... Hehe.. good post!
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