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Tickford · 08-07-2003, 06:43 PM

A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?" she asks.

He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunch time, she asks if he would like something. "A bowl of homemade soup, homemade muffins or a cheese sandwich?" she inquires.

He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like maybe a steak and apple pie? Maybe a microwave pizza or a tasty stir-fry that would only take a couple of minutes?"

He declines. "Naw, still not hungry."

"Well," she says, "would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."

tfpfreak · 08-08-2003, 08:03 AM

No replies! I think this is hilarious! Thanks Tickford

TerresqueÜ · 08-08-2003, 12:36 PM

Hahahaha, un-expected twist at the end.

Really good joke man.

slant eyes · 08-08-2003, 01:51 PM

unexpected end. thanks

PayUp · 08-08-2003, 05:10 PM

did not see that coming...great joke

Gnzo · 08-08-2003, 05:13 PM

SirLance · 08-08-2003, 05:18 PM

Good one! Funny!

Regziever · 08-09-2003, 09:05 AM

Hehehe.. Awsome! Nice post!

Glad-I-Ate-Her · 08-09-2003, 01:50 PM

Got me good! Didn't see it coming!!

Glad

iktoweya · 08-09-2003, 02:38 PM

good one

08-07-2003, 06:43 PM	#1 (permalink)
Tickford Insane Location: Australia	That damn Viagra A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?" she asks. He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite." At lunch time, she asks if he would like something. "A bowl of homemade soup, homemade muffins or a cheese sandwich?" she inquires. He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food." Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like maybe a steak and apple pie? Maybe a microwave pizza or a tasty stir-fry that would only take a couple of minutes?" He declines. "Naw, still not hungry." "Well," she says, "would you mind letting me up? I'm starving." __________________ Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. Samuel Goldwyn

08-08-2003, 08:03 AM	#2 (permalink)
tfpfreak Crazy Location: MS	No replies! I think this is hilarious! Thanks Tickford __________________ Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be. ~ Clementine Paddleford

08-08-2003, 12:36 PM	#3 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Hahahaha, un-expected twist at the end. Really good joke man. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

08-08-2003, 01:51 PM	#4 (permalink)
slant eyes Psycho Location: cali	unexpected end. thanks __________________ no man or woman is worth your tears - and the one who is, won't make you cry question authority, don't ask why, just do it!

08-08-2003, 05:10 PM	#5 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	did not see that coming...great joke __________________ Born to Lose.

08-08-2003, 05:18 PM	#7 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Good one! Funny! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

08-09-2003, 09:05 AM	#8 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Hehehe.. Awsome! Nice post! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

08-09-2003, 01:50 PM	#9 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	Got me good! Didn't see it coming!! Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

08-09-2003, 02:38 PM	#10 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	good one __________________ i miss K-Wise

08-08-2003, 05:13 PM	#6 (permalink)
Gnzo Insane	hehe