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Old 08-09-2003, 12:34 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A Cajun named, Jean Paul, moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer named Ben for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day, Ben drove up and said, "Sorry, but I have some bad news. The donkey died."
"Well, then, just give me the money back," said Jean Paul
"Can't do that. I went and spent it already." Replied Ben
"OK, then. Just unload the donkey," said Jean Paul.
"What ya going to do with him?" asked Ben.
"I'm going to raffle him off," said Jean Paul.
"You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" uttered Ben.
"Sure can. Watch me. I just won't tell that he's dead," said Jean Paul.
A month later Ben met up with the Cajun and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"
"I raffled him off, I did. I sold 500-hunderd tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898," said Jean Paul.
"Didn't anyone complain?" inquired Ben.
"Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back,” said Jean Paul.
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Old 08-09-2003, 01:34 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Hahahahahaa!!!! Thats is so brilliant!! Thanks!
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Old 08-09-2003, 01:40 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 08-09-2003, 01:54 PM   #4 (permalink)
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lol great
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Old 08-09-2003, 02:35 PM   #5 (permalink)
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lol
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Old 08-09-2003, 02:42 PM   #6 (permalink)
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i love cajuns
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Old 08-09-2003, 06:37 PM   #7 (permalink)
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i'm gonna try that, anyone got a dead donkey they want to sell me?
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Old 08-10-2003, 07:40 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Hehehe.. Smart thinking!
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Old 08-11-2003, 07:22 PM   #9 (permalink)
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hah! sounds like a pyramid marketing scheme
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Old 08-11-2003, 07:30 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Damn thats great!
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Old 08-11-2003, 11:24 PM   #11 (permalink)
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haha, smart cajun...right.


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Old 08-12-2003, 01:17 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 08-12-2003, 07:31 AM   #13 (permalink)
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wow genius
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Old 08-12-2003, 01:02 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Very genious indeed.
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