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skysooner · 08-09-2003, 09:32 PM

This joke is better heard in person, but if you imagine the Okie (Oklahoman) is talking in a heavy hick accent, it makes it better.

An Okie graduates from high school with extremely high grades and is admitted into Harvard. On his first day on campus, he is walking around looking for the library. He sees a pompous little professor walking across campus.

The Okie stops him and says, "Could yah tell me where the library is at?" The little professor looks at him and says, "Here at Harvard, we do not end our sentences in prepositions. Now say it right."

The Okie thinks for a second and says, "Okay, could yah tell me where the library is at, asshole?"

Regziever · 08-10-2003, 07:37 AM

Hehe.. served him right!! Good joke!

08-09-2003, 09:32 PM	#1 (permalink)
skysooner Registered User Location: Oklahoma	Okie goes to Harvard This joke is better heard in person, but if you imagine the Okie (Oklahoman) is talking in a heavy hick accent, it makes it better. An Okie graduates from high school with extremely high grades and is admitted into Harvard. On his first day on campus, he is walking around looking for the library. He sees a pompous little professor walking across campus. The Okie stops him and says, "Could yah tell me where the library is at?" The little professor looks at him and says, "Here at Harvard, we do not end our sentences in prepositions. Now say it right." The Okie thinks for a second and says, "Okay, could yah tell me where the library is at, asshole?"

08-10-2003, 07:37 AM	#2 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Hehe.. served him right!! Good joke! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine