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Old 08-12-2003, 04:23 AM   #1 (permalink)
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EMOTICONS


We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where means a smile and is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively. Well, how about some "ass cons"?

Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass
(!) a tight ass
(_._) a flat ass
(_*_) a sore ass
(_!__) a lopsided ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_O_) an ass that's been around even more
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_o^^o_) a wise ass
(_13_) an unlucky ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb ass
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Old 08-12-2003, 09:12 AM   #2 (permalink)
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oh yeah? well, (_x_), you stupid (!), your manners tell tales that your mom had an (_O_), so why don't you leave this (_?_) alone, and be a (_o^^o_) on your own time!

great emoticons, love them. good job. oh, and hope you didn't take offense to the above, that was the other voice in my head speaking.
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Old 08-12-2003, 02:43 PM   #3 (permalink)
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(_X_)
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Old 08-12-2003, 02:45 PM   #4 (permalink)
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AAHAHAHAHAH!!!


That was really great!!!


Thanks a lot Phil
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Old 08-12-2003, 02:59 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Loved 'em!

Never have too many emoticons!
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Old 08-12-2003, 08:47 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Lol....MSN here I come
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Old 08-18-2003, 01:26 PM   #7 (permalink)
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>_< look how hard i can squint my eyes
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Old 08-18-2003, 04:13 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 08-18-2003, 04:56 PM   #9 (permalink)
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reminds me of the section of emoticons in dave barry's "in cyberspace"

if no one has read that then i guess ill post some here later
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Old 08-19-2003, 07:23 PM   #10 (permalink)
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^_^ happy to see some ass
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Old 08-20-2003, 07:20 AM   #11 (permalink)
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(*Y*)&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(.Y.)&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(*Y*)&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(.Y.)&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(*Y*)&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(.Y.)

Bouncy Boobies.

<b>Edit: What am I, <i>twelve</i>? </b>
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Old 08-20-2003, 09:57 PM   #12 (permalink)
I stole my boyfriends TFP, hehe !!
 
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lol, thats great, my g/f loved it too
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Old 08-20-2003, 11:02 PM   #13 (permalink)
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( . ) ( . )
\ /
) ' (
( )
v

Do you like my woman???
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Old 08-20-2003, 11:41 PM   #14 (permalink)
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( . ) ( . )
\ /
) ' (
( )
v

Do you like my woman???

AARRGGHHHHH! It didn't stay together right when I sent it. I'm trying again. If it doesn't work this time............Forget about it!
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Old 08-21-2003, 02:16 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Old 08-21-2003, 02:19 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Looks good here too... good job.
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Old 08-21-2003, 04:28 PM   #17 (permalink)
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she's wearing a thong? in my joke?
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 08-23-2003, 02:49 PM   #18 (permalink)
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The emoticon asses were great, and the ascii nudy pic was good too.
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