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Canadian Beer · 08-15-2003, 10:06 PM

One morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new
tennis ball, and seeing no one around, he slipped
it into the pocket of his shorts.

Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian
crossing, waiting for the lights to change. A girl
standing next to him eyed the large bulge in his
shorts. "What's that?" she asked, her eyes gleaming
with lust.

"Tennis ball," came the breathless reply.

"Oh," said the girl sympathetically, "that must be
painful ... I had tennis elbow once."

absorbentishe · 08-16-2003, 06:45 AM

Rim shot. Funny one.

SirLance · 08-16-2003, 10:49 AM

Bada-boom!

iktoweya · 08-16-2003, 12:15 PM

good stuff

sexymama · 08-16-2003, 01:04 PM

Love the play on words!

08-16-2003, 07:30 PM

lmao one of a kind

baboora · 08-17-2003, 11:19 AM

haha...thanks...good one

killerjoejoe · 08-17-2003, 11:52 AM

HAHA nice

Phatmonkyz · 08-17-2003, 09:18 PM

simplecyman · 08-17-2003, 09:25 PM

I like it.

08-15-2003, 10:06 PM	#1 (permalink)
Canadian Beer Upright Location: Toronto Ontario	TENNIS BALL One morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing no one around, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts. Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change. A girl standing next to him eyed the large bulge in his shorts. "What's that?" she asked, her eyes gleaming with lust. "Tennis ball," came the breathless reply. "Oh," said the girl sympathetically, "that must be painful ... I had tennis elbow once." __________________ All we need in life: 1) Money 2) Girls 3) Cars 4) Guns 5) Beer Funny how #1 can get you anything below it.

08-16-2003, 10:49 AM	#3 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Bada-boom! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

08-16-2003, 12:15 PM	#4 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	good stuff __________________ i miss K-Wise

08-16-2003, 01:04 PM	#5 (permalink)
sexymama My own person -- his by choice Location: Lebell's arms	Love the play on words! __________________ If you can go deeply into lovemaking, the ego disappears. That is the beauty of lovemaking, that it is another source of a glimpse of god It's not about being perfect; it's about developing some skill at managing imperfection.

08-17-2003, 11:52 AM	#8 (permalink)
killerjoejoe Tilted Location: CANADA!!!	HAHA nice __________________ [Insert Boobies Here]

08-16-2003, 06:45 AM	#2 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	Rim shot. Funny one.

08-16-2003, 07:30 PM	#6 (permalink)
jdkash Guest	lmao one of a kind

08-17-2003, 11:19 AM	#7 (permalink)
baboora Tilted	haha...thanks...good one

08-17-2003, 09:18 PM	#9 (permalink)
Phatmonkyz Insane	lol __________________ The Vagina - the mysterious hole from whence you came, and into which you hope to cum again. Good Times

08-17-2003, 09:25 PM	#10 (permalink)
simplecyman Junkie Location: the back office	I like it. __________________ See and believe.