cchris

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.
Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.

"Olympic condoms?", she blurts, "What makes them so special?"

"There are three colours", he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."

"What colour are you going to wear tonight?", she asks cheekily.

"Gold of course", says the man proudly.

The wife responds, "Why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if
you came second for a change!".

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Midlandmadman

now that guy bashing joke was funny!......... And if the woman wants the gold she needs to practice more!!!!!!

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slant eyes

sad, but funny

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Stare At The Sun

awww how sad, but funny silly minute men..like myself..