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Old 08-19-2003, 08:45 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Constable

A man approaches a police constable in the street.
" Excuse me officer, but is one allowed to call a police constable a motherfucking cocksucking bastard ? "
Officer says: " Why, of course not, you could be arrested for that..."
The man says: " What if you call a motherfucking cocksucking bastard a constable? Is that allowed ? "
Officer: " Why, I guess so.. "
Man: " Well, goodbye then, constable !! "
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Old 08-19-2003, 08:47 AM   #2 (permalink)
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not too funny........ imo
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Old 08-19-2003, 08:48 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Then why say anything?

I liked the joke myself.
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Old 08-19-2003, 10:40 AM   #4 (permalink)
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hehe
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Old 08-19-2003, 11:13 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Subtle
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Old 08-19-2003, 12:51 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Ok, I'll admit it too. The joke isn't that great, but there have been worse ones posted.
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Old 08-20-2003, 10:04 PM   #7 (permalink)
I stole my boyfriends TFP, hehe !!
 
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Hmmmmm, nice try
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Old 08-23-2003, 07:32 AM   #8 (permalink)
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So take that...
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Old 08-23-2003, 07:44 AM   #9 (permalink)
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smile..
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Old 08-23-2003, 02:28 PM   #10 (permalink)
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It got a chuckle.
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Old 08-26-2003, 09:01 PM   #11 (permalink)
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my lip may have twitched a little...
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Old 08-26-2003, 09:28 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I like it.
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Old 08-26-2003, 10:11 PM   #13 (permalink)
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im confused...
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