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Old 04-24-2003, 06:33 AM   #1 (permalink)
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There was this boy, his mom, his dad, and then the neighbor. There was this thunderstorm goin on. Suddenly a big boom came so he ran into his mom and dads room to find his mom sitting jumping up and down on his dad!!! So he runs back into his room. His mom followed him and she walks in she asks "whats wrong sweetie?" The boy asks "What were you doing to daddy?" So she goes" Well sweetie you know your daddy has gotten really fat, so I was just flattening his stomach for him!" The boy goes "There is no point mom, because after you have left for work the neighbor comes over and blows him back up again!!!!!!!"
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Old 04-24-2003, 06:52 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 04-24-2003, 07:23 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Hehe. Those darn kids.
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Old 04-24-2003, 08:35 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Oh man. The joke's REAL dirty if, like me, you thought the neighbour was a guy.
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Old 04-24-2003, 08:53 PM   #5 (permalink)
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LMAO!! good one
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Old 04-25-2003, 12:30 AM   #6 (permalink)
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ROFL, that is absolutely hilarious
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Old 04-25-2003, 01:04 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Oh man. The joke's REAL dirty if, like me, you thought the neighbour was a guy.
Just when I thought it got no worse.... duckduck surprises me.
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Old 04-25-2003, 01:29 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 04-26-2003, 09:16 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Ha ha liked that
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Old 04-26-2003, 09:22 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I think that was my wife!!
 
Old 04-26-2003, 11:39 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Heward it before but still good
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Old 04-26-2003, 06:32 PM   #12 (permalink)
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ah haha that was a funny one, going to send it to some other people now
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Old 04-26-2003, 07:53 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Oh man. The joke's REAL dirty if, like me, you thought the neighbour was a guy.
HA!
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Old 04-27-2003, 06:45 AM   #14 (permalink)
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hahaha honestly I didn't expect the ending.... good joke
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Old 04-27-2003, 07:16 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Ha, II haven't laughed over something posted on the internet for a while, but that ending was a surprise.
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Old 04-27-2003, 10:21 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Or even slightly worse, the last line could read:

<i>The boy goes "There is no point mom, because after you have left for work</i> Father McCabe <i>comes over and blows him back up again!!!!!!!"</i>

But the original version is great.
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Old 04-27-2003, 10:35 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Old 04-28-2003, 06:38 AM   #18 (permalink)
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poor and old.
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