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Old 08-21-2003, 10:21 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Nursery rhymes

Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs
Mary had another skirt
twas split right up the front
...but she didn't wear that one very often

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that crept beside her,
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.

Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
"Pies, you d!ckhead."

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
said "F*ck him, He's only an egg.

Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's ass
and turned it's wool to nylon

Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, cause he was gay.

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill
And now there's little Frankie.

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own.

Little Boy Blew.
Hey. He needed the money.
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Old 08-22-2003, 02:27 AM   #2 (permalink)
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that one was deep mon
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Old 08-22-2003, 07:04 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Ha ha ha ha

Great stuff
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Old 08-22-2003, 07:23 AM   #4 (permalink)
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nice.
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Old 08-22-2003, 07:41 AM   #5 (permalink)
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As a Kindergarten teacher/reading specialist -- I love them! Teaching nursery rhymes will never be the same.
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Old 08-22-2003, 03:38 PM   #6 (permalink)
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The 2nd one's the best imho
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Old 08-22-2003, 04:06 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Funny stuff!
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Old 08-23-2003, 02:34 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Those are fucking great. Especially the lamb one.
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