twist769

An Air Force Technical Sergeant and a Marine Corps Gunnery Sergeant ran into eachother in a public restroom one day. After they finished their business at the urinals, the Gunnery Sergeant headed for the sink, but the Technical Sergeant went right for the door.

Marine: I don't know what they teach you guys in the Air Force, but in the Marines they teach us to wash our hands after we take a piss

AF Sergeant: Well, in the Air Force they teach us not to piss all over our hands.

JamesS

I originally heard that one told about a Harvard and a Yale guy, but its funny either way. =)

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slimshaydee

LMAO, havent heard that one in ages, but it was the version JamesS talked about

telekinetic2

What movie is that from? I distinctly remember Samuel L Jackson telling it...The Negotiator or something?

Slims

hehe, thanks.

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loganmule

I also heard the Harvard/Yale version (professor who was a Yale grad), but it's a good joke, no matter how you spin it

twist769

The joke works for any two groups, like maybe your college/company and it's rival school/company

Blue

thats awesome, heard it before, but still a classic among jokes.

vulture

yeah, jackson uses it in "the negotiator"

goobster

The Air Force still does not get it

2wolves

Then the Gunny ripped off the wing wipers head and stuffed it into the nearest toilet.

Washing his hands after touching something less then clean.

2Wolves

billybob

Spaz.