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Old 08-25-2003, 02:00 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The Reverend John Flapps was the pastor in a small town in England. One day he was walking down High Street and he noticed a young lady of his congregation sitting in a pub drinking beer. The reverend wasn't happy. He walked through the open door of the pub and sat down next to the woman.

Mrs. Fitzgerald," he said sternly. "This is no place for a member of my congregation. Why don't you let me take you home?"

"Sure," she said with a slur, obviously very drunk.

When Mrs. Fitzgerald stood up from the bar, she began to weave back and forth. The reverend realized that she'd had far too much to drink and grabbed her arms to steady her.

When he did, they both lost their balance and tumbled to the floor.

After rolling around for a few moments, the reverend wound up on top of Mrs. Fitzgerald, her skirt hiked up to her waist.

The pub landlord looked over and said, "Oi Mate, we won't have any of that carrying on in this pub."

The reverend looked up at the landlord and said, "But you don't understand, I'm Pastor Flapps."

The landlord nodded and said, "Oh well, if you're that far in, you might as well finish."
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Old 08-25-2003, 04:53 AM   #2 (permalink)
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lol...good one dude
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Old 08-25-2003, 05:40 AM   #3 (permalink)
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*chuckle* Not bad.
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Old 08-25-2003, 06:48 AM   #4 (permalink)
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haha
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Old 08-25-2003, 07:06 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Nice play on words
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Old 08-25-2003, 07:47 AM   #6 (permalink)
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That will be my joke at work today. Great!
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Old 08-25-2003, 10:19 AM   #7 (permalink)
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didnt get that one either
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Old 08-25-2003, 11:16 AM   #8 (permalink)
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hehe that got a chuckle outta me
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Old 08-25-2003, 04:27 PM   #9 (permalink)
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lol that's hilarious!
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Old 08-25-2003, 04:55 PM   #10 (permalink)
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still laughing now. that one is going round the pub tonight.
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Old 08-25-2003, 11:28 PM   #11 (permalink)
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didnt get that one either
flaps = pussy lips

pastor = past her
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Old 08-26-2003, 12:48 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Very funny


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Old 08-27-2003, 06:10 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Nope.
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Old 08-27-2003, 07:01 AM   #14 (permalink)
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hehehehe!!
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Old 08-27-2003, 05:03 PM   #15 (permalink)
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same here...joke of the day at work tomorrow
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