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Old 08-25-2003, 02:13 AM   #1 (permalink)
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It has been brought to the management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do however, realise the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. Therefore, a list of "TRY SAYING" new phrases has been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner without risk of offending our more sensitive employees.

TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.

INSTEAD OF: And when the f*ck do you expect me to do this?

TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.

INSTEAD OF: No f*cking way.

TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.

INSTEAD OF: It's not my f*cking problem.

TRY SAYING: That's interesting.

INSTEAD OF: What the f*ck?

TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.

INSTEAD OF: Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?

TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.

INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his *ss.

TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.

INSTEAD OF: F*ck it, I'm on a salary.

TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.

INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your *ss.

TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.

INSTEAD OF: This job sucks.

TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?

INSTEAD OF: Who the hell died and made you boss?


INSTEAD OF: Blow me.

TRY SAYING: Yes, we really should discuss it.

INSTEAD OF: Another f*cking meeting!

TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.

INSTEAD OF: He's a prick.

TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.

INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting bitch.

TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.

INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f*ck you're doing.

TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?

INSTEAD OF: Kiss my *ss.
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Old 08-25-2003, 04:45 AM   #2 (permalink)
lol, how accurate.
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Old 08-25-2003, 07:08 AM   #3 (permalink)
So true
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Old 08-25-2003, 07:40 AM   #4 (permalink)
Clever, clever.
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Old 08-25-2003, 03:05 PM   #5 (permalink)
Restaurants = heaven. All the cussing you could ever need in the back of the house!
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Old 08-25-2003, 04:32 PM   #6 (permalink)
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TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.

INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting bitch.

the best, and so damned true
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Old 08-26-2003, 02:04 AM   #7 (permalink)
love it! printing out and taking to work to post it! haha!
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Old 08-26-2003, 10:04 AM   #8 (permalink)
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You're just a giant ball
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