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Old 08-25-2003, 11:26 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Sneaky bastard

“Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have not been to confession for six months. On top of that, I’ve been with a loose woman.”

The priest sighs. “Is that you, little Tommy O’Shaughnessy?”

“Yes, Father, ’tis I.”

“And who might be the woman you were with?”

“I shan’t be tellin’ you, Father. It would ruin her reputation.”

“Well, Tommy, I’m bound to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O’Malley?”

“I cannot say.”

“Was it Patricia Fitzgerald?”

“I’ll never tell.”

“Was it Lisa O’Shanter?”

“I’m sorry, but I’ll not name her.”

“Was it Cathy O’Dell?”

“My lips are sealed.”

“Was it Fiona Mallory, then?”

“Please, Father, I cannot tell you.”

The priest sighs in frustration. “You’re a steadfast lad, Tommy O’ Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But you’ve sinned, and you must atone. Be off with you now.”

Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers, “What’d you get?”

“Five more good leads!”
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Old 08-25-2003, 11:52 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Smart lads!! Good post!
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Old 08-25-2003, 12:45 PM   #3 (permalink)
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lol

nice one
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Old 08-25-2003, 02:58 PM   #4 (permalink)
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haha, thats a pretty good idea for someone in a dry run...
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Old 10-05-2003, 12:00 AM   #5 (permalink)
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how did the priest know those girls are loose? .....unless.....he......
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Old 10-05-2003, 01:26 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Good one, I tempted to try and see if that will work !
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Old 10-05-2003, 07:53 AM   #7 (permalink)
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how did the priest know those girls are loose? .....unless.....he......
heard a lot of confessions about them sleeping around? I imagine a preist cateches a lot of info about that sort of thing.
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Old 10-05-2003, 10:21 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Funny shit
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Old 10-05-2003, 10:28 AM   #9 (permalink)
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The priest was probably using the mums to get to the kids...
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Old 10-05-2003, 06:46 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Hahahahha, that was classic ingenuity of young horny people!
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Old 10-06-2003, 05:14 PM   #11 (permalink)
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oh the irish.....
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Old 10-09-2003, 06:38 AM   #12 (permalink)
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Old 10-09-2003, 08:00 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Hehehe...what a way to use the system...
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Old 10-09-2003, 12:42 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Oh my G....such naughty little boys. Why didn't I think of that?
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Old 10-09-2003, 01:03 PM   #15 (permalink)
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HA! good one. reminds me of my youth. oh wait...im only 16.
anywho, great joke, keep em coming
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Old 10-09-2003, 07:44 PM   #16 (permalink)
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oh that was too great... hahahaha, great punch line
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Old 10-09-2003, 09:31 PM   #17 (permalink)
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This is one of the better jokes I've heard in a while.
Wish I was that cunning when I was younger.
Alas, Dingos are a rather straightforward animal...
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Old 10-10-2003, 09:12 AM   #18 (permalink)
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That's a good one, never heard it before.
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