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GoldenOuroboros · 08-25-2003, 05:24 PM

God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist prays to
Him.

"God, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally
figured out a way to create life out of nothing - in
other words, we can now do what You did in the
beginning."

Oh, is that so? Tell Me..." replies God.
"Well," says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form
it into the likeness of you and breath life into it,
thus creating man. It's called cloning."

"Well, that's very interesting...show Me."
So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to
mold the soil into the shape of a man.

"No, no, no..." interrupts God, "Get your own dirt."

DEI37 · 08-25-2003, 05:49 PM

That's funny. I'm not really pro-clone, but I believe that it has SOME good potential. But, the risks/bad FAR outweigh the good.

Flesh · 08-25-2003, 05:51 PM

Tiger69z · 08-25-2003, 05:54 PM

I dunno...sure there are some risks, but i think they are worth researching in to it...

I mean afterall we only have a general idea of the risks...you know?

Eh i dunno too much about this issue, but that's my opinion...

Eitherway good joke, heard it before

psykosis · 08-26-2003, 08:19 PM

ha. ha.

nice.

Root_Beer_Man · 08-26-2003, 10:16 PM

HAHA heard that from a friend...true AND funny

Gnzo · 08-27-2003, 11:02 AM

heheh

Happyland · 08-27-2003, 12:51 PM

hey man i got some of my own dirt over here

Quietus · 08-27-2003, 05:28 PM

Lol, that's pretty good, and kind of humbling at the same time. Kind of reminds me of:

"God is dead." -Nietzsche
"Nietzsche is dead." -God

bobmsmythe · 09-04-2003, 07:53 AM

Why? God didn't make his own dirt...

Blue · 09-04-2003, 07:59 AM

awesome.

CSflim · 09-04-2003, 01:46 PM

Oh boy! A bucket of mud and it's mine, all mine.

Tarn · 09-05-2003, 06:31 AM

hehehe !!! good one !

Gortexfogg · 09-05-2003, 07:10 AM

Haha! Good stuff. Kinda of like 'go play in your own sandbox'...

fallen_angel · 09-24-2003, 09:53 PM

damn knew there would be a catch!!

GM2 · 09-26-2003, 12:28 PM

So, why didn't the scientist go make some dirt? It's not like we don't know what dirt is made of...

TerresqueÜ · 09-26-2003, 12:39 PM

Pwnd!

God just so totally owned that guy. *claps for god* Good joke.

pocon1 · 09-26-2003, 06:21 PM

Personal edit, too antagonistic too people who presume to speak for God, I will try to remember that this is the humor section, not philosophy.

preluder · 09-28-2003, 01:29 AM

still funny anyways

thespian86 · 09-28-2003, 03:36 PM

i wish i had a sand box... Damn Chickens.... DAMN YOU CHICKENS!

08-25-2003, 05:24 PM	#1 (permalink)
GoldenOuroboros The Cheshire Grin... Location: An Aussie Outback	The Scientist and God God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist prays to Him. "God, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing - in other words, we can now do what You did in the beginning." Oh, is that so? Tell Me..." replies God. "Well," says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of you and breath life into it, thus creating man. It's called cloning." "Well, that's very interesting...show Me." So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil into the shape of a man. "No, no, no..." interrupts God, "Get your own dirt." __________________ Can you see me grin grin grrriiiiinnnning?!

08-25-2003, 05:49 PM	#2 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	That's funny. I'm not really pro-clone, but I believe that it has SOME good potential. But, the risks/bad FAR outweigh the good. __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

08-26-2003, 08:19 PM	#5 (permalink)
psykosis Tilted Location: Under a shitpatty in the field of life	ha. ha. nice. __________________ One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching...

08-26-2003, 10:16 PM	#6 (permalink)
Root_Beer_Man Crazy	HAHA heard that from a friend...true AND funny __________________ >3 Cheers for boobies!!<

08-27-2003, 12:51 PM	#8 (permalink)
Happyland Insane Location: where happiness lives	hey man i got some of my own dirt over here __________________ someone else here must like Walton & Johnson too

08-25-2003, 05:54 PM	#4 (permalink)
Tiger69z Banned Location: Sunny S.FLA	I dunno...sure there are some risks, but i think they are worth researching in to it... I mean afterall we only have a general idea of the risks...you know? Eh i dunno too much about this issue, but that's my opinion... Eitherway good joke, heard it before

08-27-2003, 05:28 PM	#9 (permalink)
Quietus Tilted Location: Tempe, AZ	Lol, that's pretty good, and kind of humbling at the same time. Kind of reminds me of: "God is dead." -Nietzsche "Nietzsche is dead." -God

09-04-2003, 07:53 AM	#10 (permalink)
bobmsmythe Crazy Location: NYC	Why? God didn't make his own dirt...

09-04-2003, 01:46 PM	#12 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	Oh boy! A bucket of mud and it's mine, all mine. __________________

09-05-2003, 06:31 AM	#13 (permalink)
Tarn Crazy	hehehe !!! good one !

09-05-2003, 07:10 AM	#14 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Haha! Good stuff. Kinda of like 'go play in your own sandbox'...

09-24-2003, 09:53 PM	#15 (permalink)
fallen_angel Psycho Location: Somewhere between the Havens and the Earth	damn knew there would be a catch!! __________________ from the Havens I have fallen. . . to the earth as a mangled form. . . writhing in pain, my wings torn and bloodied. . . I have one purpose, only one goal. . . to find you and love you, for I am your. . . fallen angel

09-26-2003, 12:28 PM	#16 (permalink)
GM2 Insane	So, why didn't the scientist go make some dirt? It's not like we don't know what dirt is made of...

09-26-2003, 12:39 PM	#17 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Pwnd! God just so totally owned that guy. claps for god Good joke. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

09-26-2003, 06:21 PM	#18 (permalink)
pocon1 Banned	Personal edit, too antagonistic too people who presume to speak for God, I will try to remember that this is the humor section, not philosophy. Last edited by pocon1; 09-26-2003 at 06:26 PM..

08-25-2003, 05:51 PM	#3 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	hehe

09-04-2003, 07:59 AM	#11 (permalink)
Blue avi8r	awesome.

09-28-2003, 03:36 PM	#20 (permalink)
thespian86 change is hard. Location: the green room.	i wish i had a sand box... Damn Chickens.... DAMN YOU CHICKENS! __________________ EX: Whats new? ME: I officially love coffee more then you now. EX: uh... ME: So, not much.

09-28-2003, 01:29 AM	#19 (permalink)
preluder Tilted Location: Houston, TX	still funny anyways