Joke of the Day - August 26 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 08-26-2003, 04:05 AM

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face."

"Yes, sir," the boys said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted, "It's because yer feet ain't empty."

SirLance · 08-26-2003, 04:47 PM

Good for a belly laugh!

mystmarimatt · 08-31-2003, 01:04 PM

doubleaught · 09-01-2003, 11:40 PM

LOL that was great!! thx

08-26-2003, 04:05 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - August 26 A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face." "Yes, sir," the boys said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "It's because yer feet ain't empty."

08-26-2003, 04:47 PM	#2 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Good for a belly laugh! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

08-31-2003, 01:04 PM	#3 (permalink)
mystmarimatt Omnipotent Ruler Of The Tiny Universe In My Mind Location: Oreegawn	hehe __________________ Words of Wisdom: If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane.

09-01-2003, 11:40 PM	#4 (permalink)
doubleaught Psycho Location: OMFG BRB	LOL that was great!! thx