08-27-2003, 05:46 PM
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Tilted
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Funny fly
Once upon a time there was a fly flying six inches above some water in a river. Out of nowhere a bass came along and saw the fly that was flying six inches above the water and said, "I wish that fly would drop four inches so I can jump up out of the water and eat the fly." Then come along a bear and he saw what was going on and then he said, "I wish that fly would only drop four inches, so the bass could jump out of the water and eat the fly, so I could grab and eat the bass." Not long after that had happened a hunter came along and saw everything that was going on and said, "I wish that fly would just drop four inches so that the bass could jump out of the water and eat the fly, so the bear could go over and catch and eat the bass, so I could shoot the bear and have a nice trophy." A few minutes later a mountain lion stops behind a bush and sees what is going on and says, "I wish that fly would just drop four inches so the bass could jump out of the water and eat the fly, so the bear could go over and catch and eat the bass, and the hunter could shoot the bear, so I could jump out of this bush and land on the hunter and eat him." All of a sudden the fly drops four inches so the bass jumps and eats the fly, the bear grabs and eats the bass, the hunter shoots the bear, and the mountain lion jumps over the hunter and lands right in the water. And the moral of the story is: WHEN THE FLY DROPS, THE PUSSY GETS WET.
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