drunk at dinner
 

After getting a little drunk at dinner, a wife told her husband, "tonight you may do whatever you want to me."

The man thought it over and dropped her of at her mothers house on the way home.

She wasn't hot?

Now this is funny stuff. Nice.

Four Fingers, the keyword here is wife ;)

Some wives are hot.
But, hey, if it's a joke, it's a joke.

ooo...ouch :) id hate to see what happens the next day