scansinboy

This is a joke to tell to two or more people to embarrass one of them in particular:

Did you know that advanced scientific studies have found that out of all the orgasms that occur in the world, every one can be categorized into one of the four basic kinds of orgasm.

First, there's the Negative Orgasm;
Oh no! Oh No, Oh Noooooooooo!

Next is the Positive orgasm;
Oh yes, Oh YES, OH YES YES YESSSSSSSSSS!!!

Third is the Religous Orgasm;
Oh God, Oh GOD, OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD!!

And finally, The Fake Orgasm;
Oh Joe, Oh JOE!!!!


Obviously substitute the marks name where appropriate.
(With apologies to anyone named Joe)

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DEI37

Yeah, jackass...my name IS Joe. Why, I oughtta hunt you down and chop off your arm and beat you with the bloody end!

But, that was funny, so I'll let you off...this time!









































You do know I'm messin' with ya, don't ya?

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lafemmefatale

errrrrrrrrrr...my name is Jo [short for joann]...hm. I guess i won't do what DEI37 proposed...but this is hardly encouraging lol .

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Happyland

yeah me too, oh I'm sorry what were you saying. Hey I'm gonna use that joke. Thanks man.

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someone else here must like Walton & Johnson too

PayUp

i will be using that one tonight, thank you

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mystmarimatt

hehe, that's funny

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If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane.

CapnWaffle

That's an oldie but gooie. Although, I also have to mention that my name is Joe. But, no hard feelings.

Brewmaniac

My name isn't Joe and the joke is still funny! Thanks

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Blue

good one

dragonhawk

Funny!

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bravo49

Good, very good

Keg-o-Grog

heehee

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Tarn

hehehe an valid point indeed.

Midlandmadman

I told this joke to my friend named Joe..... he didn't like the jokes but all my friends did.........

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questone

The Ooops Orgasm

Oh Joe, Oh JOE !!!



While having sex with Jack

DEI37

Well, what do you say we hook up and since two negatives make a positive, we should both have a good time!!!

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Realizm

Prefer the praying orgasm, myself..

fallen_angel

hmm thats true, never did the negative one outloud though

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icy_ca

ahhh to remember that at dinner with friends tomorrow!

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