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Old 04-24-2003, 03:09 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A busload of politicians

A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when the bus
suddenly ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's field. The
old farmer heard the tragic crash so he rushed over to investigate. He then
began digging a large grave to bury the politicians.

A few hours later, the local sheriff was driving past the farmer's field
and noticed the bus wreck. He approached the old farmer and asked where all the politicians had gone.

The old farmer explained that he'd gone ahead and buried all of them.
"Were they ALL dead?" asked the puzzled sheriff.

"Well, some of them said they weren't," said the old farmer, "but you
know how them politicians lie."
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Old 04-24-2003, 04:21 PM   #2 (permalink)
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You know those politicians, they'll lie about anything. . .
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Old 04-24-2003, 06:43 PM   #3 (permalink)
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HA!

Never can trust them can you?
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Old 04-25-2003, 02:16 AM   #4 (permalink)
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*LOL* If a bus load of politicians from west of the mississipi river crashes on the east of the mississipi river, where should you bury the survivors? Anywhere can get 'em into.
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Old 04-25-2003, 05:09 AM   #5 (permalink)
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That's great.

Look out, though, somebody might dig one up and re-elect it, Strom Thurmond-style!
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