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Canadian Beer · 09-01-2003, 06:42 AM

A New York divorce lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asked him, "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?"

The lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street."

Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the record, and after a moment, Gabriel affirmed that this was true.

Saint Peter said, "Well, that's fine, but it's not really quite enough to get you into Heaven."

The lawyer said, "Wait! There's more! Three years ago I also gave a homeless person a quarter."

Saint Peter nodded to Gabriel, who after a moment nodded back, affirming this too had been verified.

Saint Peter then whispered to Gabriel, "Well, what do you suggest we do with this fellow?"

Gabriel gave the lawyer a sidelong glance, then said to Saint Peter, "Let's give him back his 50 cents and tell him to go to Hell."

archer2371 · 09-01-2003, 10:53 AM

ROTFLMAO!!!! Ok, it wasn't that great, but still quite good.

Glad-I-Ate-Her · 09-02-2003, 07:30 PM

Gotcha!! Ha, ha, ha!

Glad

mystmarimatt · 09-02-2003, 11:51 PM

awesome

09-01-2003, 06:42 AM	#1 (permalink)
Canadian Beer Upright Location: Toronto Ontario	Lawyer in Heaven A New York divorce lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asked him, "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?" The lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street." Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the record, and after a moment, Gabriel affirmed that this was true. Saint Peter said, "Well, that's fine, but it's not really quite enough to get you into Heaven." The lawyer said, "Wait! There's more! Three years ago I also gave a homeless person a quarter." Saint Peter nodded to Gabriel, who after a moment nodded back, affirming this too had been verified. Saint Peter then whispered to Gabriel, "Well, what do you suggest we do with this fellow?" Gabriel gave the lawyer a sidelong glance, then said to Saint Peter, "Let's give him back his 50 cents and tell him to go to Hell." __________________ All we need in life: 1) Money 2) Girls 3) Cars 4) Guns 5) Beer Funny how #1 can get you anything below it.

09-01-2003, 10:53 AM	#2 (permalink)
archer2371 Sarge of Blood Gulch Red Outpost Number One Location: On the front lines against our very enemy	ROTFLMAO!!!! Ok, it wasn't that great, but still quite good. __________________ "This ain't no Ice Cream Social!" "Hey Grif, Chupathingy...how bout that? I like it...got a ring to it." "I have no earthly idea what it is I just saw, or what this place is, or where in the hell O'Malley is! My only choice is to blame Grif for coming up with such a flawed plan. Stupid, stupid Grif."

09-02-2003, 07:30 PM	#3 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	Gotcha!! Ha, ha, ha! Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

09-02-2003, 11:51 PM	#4 (permalink)
mystmarimatt Omnipotent Ruler Of The Tiny Universe In My Mind Location: Oreegawn	awesome __________________ Words of Wisdom: If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane.