allmajty

One day the son comes home late, and his father asks:
-Where have you been!?
-Fucking grandma.
-WHAT?
-If you fuck my mom, i'll fuck yours.....


(some fun may have been lost in translation)

slant eyes

LOL. that was great! wrong but great! really made me let out a good laugh

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question authority, don't ask why, just do it!

CSflim

Holy shit! That was funny!

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drewg

Heheh, good one

Silvy

Hilarious!

Good one!

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Blistex

It's called normal in the South!

(just kidding to anyone from the south).

glophead

As long as we are on the topic of incest...

What is a West Virginian's favorite Halloween activity?

Pump-kins

(no offence to West Virginians)

Midlandmadman

good joke!!!!!!! nasty though.......

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Its good to be back.

Stare At The Sun

I really did laugh out loud on that one, very nice!

GoldenOuroboros

lol

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Can you see me grin grin grrriiiiinnnning?!

bravo49

More than wierd

Keg-o-Grog

wahaaa

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bluearmy

What the........

KellyC

reminds me of American Wedding...so wrongggggggggg

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Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe?
Me: Shit happens.