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stankybcn1 · 04-24-2003, 11:27 PM

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his belt. The bartender asks him do you know you have a steering wheel hanging from your belt? The pirate says "AARRGGHH it's Drivin' me nuts! Good night don't forget to tip your waitress and try the fish.

small one · 04-24-2003, 11:30 PM

Why was it a pirate?

stankybcn1 · 04-24-2003, 11:44 PM

So you get to say AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH when you tell the joke aloud.

billclinton · 04-25-2003, 12:27 AM

Didya ever hear the one about the rope walking into a bar?

soccerstudpc20 · 04-25-2003, 12:37 AM

nice, thats funny

BubblegumTeflon · 04-25-2003, 03:38 AM

Pirates are the single best source of comedy ever.

iktoweya · 04-25-2003, 03:48 AM

Loup · 04-25-2003, 04:58 AM

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH

I like that.
That's my word of the week.

spiderman · 04-25-2003, 07:13 AM

no, it's my word of the week!!!

warrrreagl · 04-25-2003, 08:14 AM

Bar jokes have got to be my favorite.

Has there ever been one that started out as, "A white guy walked into a bar....?"

MexicanOnABike · 04-25-2003, 10:32 AM

hehe.. driving me nuts! hehehe good one.

Silverbrain · 04-25-2003, 10:41 AM

Good one!

platypus · 05-01-2003, 07:05 AM

Best. Pirate Joke. Ever.

My favorite.

04-24-2003, 11:27 PM	#1 (permalink)
stankybcn1 Junkie	Pirate in a Bar A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his belt. The bartender asks him do you know you have a steering wheel hanging from your belt? The pirate says "AARRGGHH it's Drivin' me nuts! Good night don't forget to tip your waitress and try the fish. __________________ I'll Throw You!

04-24-2003, 11:44 PM	#3 (permalink)
stankybcn1 Junkie	So you get to say AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH when you tell the joke aloud. __________________ I'll Throw You!

04-25-2003, 12:27 AM	#4 (permalink)
billclinton Insane Location: Arkansas ....summer home in Harlem	Didya ever hear the one about the rope walking into a bar? __________________ No Comment....

04-25-2003, 03:48 AM	#7 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	heh __________________ i miss K-Wise

04-25-2003, 04:58 AM	#8 (permalink)
Loup Pup no More Location: Voted the Best	AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH I like that. That's my word of the week. __________________ "If you cannot lift the load off another's back, do not walk away. Try to lighten it." ~ Frank Tyger

04-24-2003, 11:30 PM	#2 (permalink)
small one Banned Location: York	Why was it a pirate?

04-25-2003, 12:37 AM	#5 (permalink)
soccerstudpc20 Insane	nice, thats funny

04-25-2003, 03:38 AM	#6 (permalink)
BubblegumTeflon Insane	Pirates are the single best source of comedy ever.

04-25-2003, 07:13 AM	#9 (permalink)
spiderman Rebourne - God, I love life, so, thanks! Location: Up your nose with a rubber hose	no, it's my word of the week!!! __________________ Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.

04-25-2003, 08:14 AM	#10 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	Bar jokes have got to be my favorite. Has there ever been one that started out as, "A white guy walked into a bar....?" __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.

04-25-2003, 10:32 AM	#11 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	hehe.. driving me nuts! hehehe good one. __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

04-25-2003, 10:41 AM	#12 (permalink)
Silverbrain Addict Location: Nor Cal	Good one! __________________ Over Thinking, Over Analyzing Seperates the Body from the Mind - MJK

05-01-2003, 07:05 AM	#13 (permalink)
platypus Essen meine kurze Hosen Location: NY Burbs	Best. Pirate Joke. Ever. My favorite. __________________ Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.