GrayWolf

A perfect woman is three feet tall with a flat head.


Why?


Three feet tall so she doesn't have to kneel.
And a flat head so you can stick your beer on top of her


...My dad is one sick SOB :P

Slims

Don't forget a boob on her back for dancing.

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Sleepyjack

hmm she'd look pretty fucked up though :?

It'd be intersting to dance whilst getting a blowjob, fondling breasts and drinking beer

although if she's only 3 foot tall i don't know how it'd work....

Destrox

hehe, that got a little chuckle out of me

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mml

You forgot a round mouth, no teeth and pistol grips for ears.

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tommy thompson

hmmm....food for thought...

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shannon

sounds inbred to me.....

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Marius1

In the full joke she turns into a pizza after the blowjob.