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Old 04-25-2003, 12:55 AM   #1 (permalink)
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What would you do.....

What would you do if you came across an elephant in the forest????





Ya know, personally, I would would wipe him off and say you are sorry.
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Old 04-25-2003, 01:29 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Ha ha, good one, reminds me of that one

Q. What should you do if a elephant comes in your window?
A. Start Swimming
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Old 04-25-2003, 01:33 AM   #3 (permalink)
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HA! I love it. That made me laugh out loud and put a big grin on mah face
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Old 04-25-2003, 02:56 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I like it.................
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Old 04-25-2003, 05:03 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Oh, man it's "come" jokes. A new low.

You know what the dentist said to his assistant?

You have the nicest teeth I've ever come across.
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Old 04-25-2003, 05:11 AM   #6 (permalink)
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LOL! It's like I'm back in the sixth grade!
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Old 04-25-2003, 05:57 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Thats a good one!!
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Old 04-25-2003, 06:58 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Kinda reminds me of the scene in the Replacements, when the receiver is super fast but can't catch a ball to save his life. The coach puts stick-em all over his hands (quite illegal in the game of football), and the receiver goes "Jesus, coach...I look like I just jacked off an elephant!"

Classic
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Alice, that dog has been licking his own asshole for three hours. I would venture to say that there is nothing there that requires more than an hour's attention. So I would suggest that whatever he's attempting to dislodge is either gone for good....or there to stay.

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Old 04-25-2003, 08:15 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I posted this one on the old board, but I like it enough to repeat it:

Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in a can?
A: Because his wife's dead.
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Old 04-25-2003, 08:37 AM   #10 (permalink)
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hehe... ahh good old dick, fart and cum jokes
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Old 04-25-2003, 09:00 AM   #11 (permalink)
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lol immature humor will never die in my mind
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Old 04-25-2003, 10:06 AM   #12 (permalink)
 
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so lame... but so funy!
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