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bongobong 04-25-2003 01:59 AM

Agreement
 
A squad of American soldiers was patrolling along the Iraqi border. To their surprise, they found the badly mangled dead body of an Iraqi soldier in a ditch along side the road.

A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road, who was still barely alive. They ran to him, cradled his blood-covered head and asked him what had happened.

"Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road, armed to the teeth. I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard. I looked him right in the eye and shouted, "Saddam Hussein is an unprincipled, lying piece of trash!"

He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, "Bill Clinton, Tom
Daschle, Ted Kennedy and most of your Democrats are unprincipled, lying pieces of trash, too!"

"We were standing there shaking hands when the truck hit us."

Hycdubg 04-25-2003 08:59 AM

HAHAHAHA!! Hilarious. See how humor could stop the war....

MexicanOnABike 04-25-2003 10:08 AM

hehe!

forgotten_dream 04-25-2003 09:51 PM

That's so great....

Loki 04-26-2003 02:09 AM

great joke... heheh

warrrreagl 04-26-2003 05:07 AM

This one is going to be retold.

cchris 04-26-2003 05:51 AM

That was pretty funny


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