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Old 04-25-2003, 01:59 AM   #1 (permalink)

A squad of American soldiers was patrolling along the Iraqi border. To their surprise, they found the badly mangled dead body of an Iraqi soldier in a ditch along side the road.

A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road, who was still barely alive. They ran to him, cradled his blood-covered head and asked him what had happened.

"Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road, armed to the teeth. I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard. I looked him right in the eye and shouted, "Saddam Hussein is an unprincipled, lying piece of trash!"

He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, "Bill Clinton, Tom
Daschle, Ted Kennedy and most of your Democrats are unprincipled, lying pieces of trash, too!"

"We were standing there shaking hands when the truck hit us."
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Old 04-25-2003, 08:59 AM   #2 (permalink)
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HAHAHAHA!! Hilarious. See how humor could stop the war....
Alice, that dog has been licking his own asshole for three hours. I would venture to say that there is nothing there that requires more than an hour's attention. So I would suggest that whatever he's attempting to dislodge is either gone for good....or there to stay.

-The Long Kiss Goodnight_
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Old 04-25-2003, 10:08 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2003, 09:51 PM   #4 (permalink)
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That's so great....
"A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."
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Old 04-26-2003, 02:09 AM   #5 (permalink)
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great joke... heheh
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Old 04-26-2003, 05:07 AM   #6 (permalink)
pinche vato
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This one is going to be retold.
Living is easy with eyes closed.
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Old 04-26-2003, 05:51 AM   #7 (permalink)
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That was pretty funny
There's a fine line between participation and mockery
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