Joke of the Day - September 10 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 09-10-2003, 02:03 AM

The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorney and a farmer with a bodily injury claim. It came from a Houston, Texas insurance agent.

Attorney: "At the scene of the accident, did you tell the constable you had never felt better in your life?"

Farmer: "That's right."

Attorney: "Well, then, how is it that you are now claiming you were seriously injured when my client's auto hit your wagon?"

Farmer: "When the constable arrived, he went over to my horse, who had a broken leg, and shot him. Then he went over to Rover, my dog, who was all banged up, and shot him. When he asked me how I felt, I just thought under the circumstances, it was a wise choice of words to say I've never felt better in my life.

puddlesmilo · 09-10-2003, 02:27 AM

Thanks for the joke - got a few yuck, yuck, yucks out of it.

Thanks for all the work that you do at TFP. I'm sure it's a labor of love.

K-Wise · 09-10-2003, 02:28 AM

Heh that one gave me a chuckle.

Asta!!

dragon2fire · 09-10-2003, 09:41 AM

ok thats clever

i like it five stars here

archer2371 · 09-10-2003, 12:08 PM

Oldie but goodie.

bravo49 · 09-13-2003, 01:12 AM

That generated a heavy giggle

Shpoop · 09-13-2003, 09:35 AM

never heard that one b4

thx

yankeefatboy · 09-13-2003, 09:55 AM

that's a water cooler one. thanks the folks at work will enjoy that one on monday

vulture · 09-14-2003, 09:01 AM

liked it thx

09-10-2003, 02:03 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - September 10 The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorney and a farmer with a bodily injury claim. It came from a Houston, Texas insurance agent. Attorney: "At the scene of the accident, did you tell the constable you had never felt better in your life?" Farmer: "That's right." Attorney: "Well, then, how is it that you are now claiming you were seriously injured when my client's auto hit your wagon?" Farmer: "When the constable arrived, he went over to my horse, who had a broken leg, and shot him. Then he went over to Rover, my dog, who was all banged up, and shot him. When he asked me how I felt, I just thought under the circumstances, it was a wise choice of words to say I've never felt better in my life.

09-10-2003, 02:28 AM	#3 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	Heh that one gave me a chuckle. Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

09-10-2003, 12:08 PM	#5 (permalink)
archer2371 Sarge of Blood Gulch Red Outpost Number One Location: On the front lines against our very enemy	Oldie but goodie. __________________ "This ain't no Ice Cream Social!" "Hey Grif, Chupathingy...how bout that? I like it...got a ring to it." "I have no earthly idea what it is I just saw, or what this place is, or where in the hell O'Malley is! My only choice is to blame Grif for coming up with such a flawed plan. Stupid, stupid Grif."

09-10-2003, 02:27 AM	#2 (permalink)
puddlesmilo Psycho	Thanks for the joke - got a few yuck, yuck, yucks out of it. Thanks for all the work that you do at TFP. I'm sure it's a labor of love.

09-10-2003, 09:41 AM	#4 (permalink)
dragon2fire Junkie	ok thats clever i like it five stars here

09-13-2003, 01:12 AM	#6 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	That generated a heavy giggle

09-13-2003, 09:35 AM	#7 (permalink)
Shpoop Curious Location: NJ (but just for college)	never heard that one b4 thx

09-13-2003, 09:55 AM	#8 (permalink)
yankeefatboy Addict Location: northern california	that's a water cooler one. thanks the folks at work will enjoy that one on monday

09-14-2003, 09:01 AM	#9 (permalink)
vulture Tilted Location: Switzerland	liked it thx