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Old 09-10-2003, 06:47 AM   #1 (permalink)
Clever dad.

Son takes his father to the doctor. Doctor gives them the bad news that the father is dying of cancer. Father tells the son that he has had a good long life and wants to stop at the bar on the way home to celebrate it. While at the bar, the father sees several of his friends. He tells them that he is dying of AIDS. When the friends leave the son asks, "Dad, you are dying of cancer. Why did you tell them that you are dying of AIDS?" The father replies, "I don't want them fucking your mother after I'm gone!"
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Old 09-10-2003, 06:59 AM   #2 (permalink)
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hehe, clever indeed
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Old 09-10-2003, 08:00 AM   #3 (permalink)
Location: where happiness lives
someone else here must like Walton & Johnson too
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Old 09-10-2003, 09:18 AM   #4 (permalink)
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lol, what a bastard
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Old 09-10-2003, 12:11 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Ha, that is clever.
"This ain't no Ice Cream Social!"

"Hey Grif, Chupathingy...how bout that? I like it...got a ring to it."

"I have no earthly idea what it is I just saw, or what this place is, or where in the hell O'Malley is! My only choice is to blame Grif for coming up with such a flawed plan. Stupid, stupid Grif."
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Old 09-10-2003, 04:12 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 09-10-2003, 04:21 PM   #7 (permalink)
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yea, hes thinkin ahead for sure!
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Old 09-10-2003, 04:37 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Funny shit! Thanks
"That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"
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Old 09-10-2003, 05:24 PM   #9 (permalink)
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At least he told his kid....
Very good joke.
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Old 09-10-2003, 05:42 PM   #10 (permalink)
Smart guy...but i agree, What a bastard indeed
>3 Cheers for boobies!!<
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Old 09-10-2003, 06:38 PM   #11 (permalink)
What a smart bastard.
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Old 09-10-2003, 07:34 PM   #12 (permalink)
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an oldie but goodie, thanks
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Old 09-11-2003, 02:50 AM   #13 (permalink)
Comment or else!!
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bad luck for his wife, either way. funny joke
Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe?
Me: Shit happens.
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clever, dad

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