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asdf1001 04-25-2003 06:45 AM

Barber shave
 
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.

"I have just the thing," says the barber, taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum." The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?"

"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does!"

endoweb 04-25-2003 06:50 AM

LOL....... kinda sick tho

Hycdubg 04-25-2003 06:51 AM

Mmmmm, yummy.

Peetster 04-25-2003 06:55 AM

Hahaha! Funny!

MexicanOnABike 04-25-2003 10:36 AM

SICK!

unknownmf 04-25-2003 12:49 PM

Thats pretty funny!! i remeber that from the old board

duckduck 04-25-2003 12:50 PM

So sick that it's funny........I like it.

ratbastid 04-25-2003 12:59 PM

Bleeeeech!!! I love it!

The_Dude 04-25-2003 07:45 PM

yuckkkkkkk

loganmule 04-25-2003 08:18 PM

good one

RenegadeSoul 04-25-2003 08:48 PM

i remember that one

warrrreagl 04-25-2003 08:57 PM

Haven't heard it before.

rabidy 04-25-2003 09:03 PM

an oldie but a goodie

cchris 04-26-2003 06:00 AM

Was not expecting that

riptide4070 04-26-2003 09:01 AM

eeewwwwww!!!

GreenCloud 04-26-2003 03:41 PM

hehe

lscoop111 04-26-2003 08:43 PM

grosser than gross!

crackpot 04-26-2003 09:11 PM

Heh heh... I wonder if that might actually work.

hotzot 04-26-2003 10:41 PM

good one!

TerresqueÜ 04-26-2003 11:09 PM

Good one but...ouch...just ouch!

Darklight Adept 04-26-2003 11:44 PM

ewwwww

zaiaz 04-28-2003 07:02 AM

aaarrrggghhhh. pft .pft.

JStrider 04-28-2003 09:28 AM

no bueno....

ltdaywalker 04-28-2003 04:40 PM

Oh god that makes my stonach wrench.

thejake 04-28-2003 06:53 PM

hee

arael 04-28-2003 07:47 PM

ewwwwww... but.. so funny for some reaason

ally 05-02-2003 01:51 PM

eek


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