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04-25-2003, 06:45 AM
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itty bitty titty committee chairman
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Barber shave
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.
"I have just the thing," says the barber, taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum." The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?" "No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does!"
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04-25-2003, 06:51 AM
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Insane
Location: Up my ass
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Mmmmm, yummy.
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Alice, that dog has been licking his own asshole for three hours. I would venture to say that there is nothing there that requires more than an hour's attention. So I would suggest that whatever he's attempting to dislodge is either gone for good....or there to stay. -The Long Kiss Goodnight_ |
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04-25-2003, 09:03 PM
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Crazy
Location: Texas!
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an oldie but a goodie
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I'm sick in the head and I haven't gone to bed Since I first came ashore from me slumber For I spent all me dough on the lassies don't you know Far across the western ocean I must wander -The Jolly Rogers |
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