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Old 04-25-2003, 06:45 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Barber shave

A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.

"I have just the thing," says the barber, taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum." The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?"

"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does!"
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Old 04-25-2003, 06:50 AM   #2 (permalink)
LOL....... kinda sick tho
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Old 04-25-2003, 06:51 AM   #3 (permalink)
Location: Up my ass
Mmmmm, yummy.
Alice, that dog has been licking his own asshole for three hours. I would venture to say that there is nothing there that requires more than an hour's attention. So I would suggest that whatever he's attempting to dislodge is either gone for good....or there to stay.

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Old 04-25-2003, 06:55 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Hahaha! Funny!
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Old 04-25-2003, 10:36 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2003, 12:49 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Thats pretty funny!! i remeber that from the old board
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Old 04-25-2003, 12:50 PM   #7 (permalink)
Location: Where hockey pucks run rampant
So sick that it's funny........I like it.
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Old 04-25-2003, 12:59 PM   #8 (permalink)
Darth Papa
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Bleeeeech!!! I love it!
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Old 04-25-2003, 07:45 PM   #9 (permalink)
The GrandDaddy of them all!
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"Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal
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Old 04-25-2003, 08:18 PM   #10 (permalink)
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good one
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Old 04-25-2003, 08:48 PM   #11 (permalink)
Location: British Columbia
i remember that one
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Old 04-25-2003, 08:57 PM   #12 (permalink)
pinche vato
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Haven't heard it before.
Living is easy with eyes closed.
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Old 04-25-2003, 09:03 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Location: Texas!
an oldie but a goodie

I'm sick in the head and I haven't gone to bed
Since I first came ashore from me slumber
For I spent all me dough on the lassies don't you know
Far across the western ocean I must wander

-The Jolly Rogers
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Old 04-26-2003, 06:00 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Was not expecting that
There's a fine line between participation and mockery
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Old 04-26-2003, 09:01 AM   #15 (permalink)
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"the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was making the world believe he didn't exist" -Kevin Spacey 'The Usual Suspects'
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Old 04-26-2003, 03:41 PM   #16 (permalink)
Location: Boone, NC
"Boy, I like that echo... goes right through my head... I had that happen once, but it was chemically induced...." - Steve Earle
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Old 04-26-2003, 08:43 PM   #17 (permalink)
Location: milwaukee
grosser than gross!
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Old 04-26-2003, 09:11 PM   #18 (permalink)
Location: Montreal
Heh heh... I wonder if that might actually work.
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Old 04-26-2003, 10:41 PM   #19 (permalink)
We're having potato pancakes!
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good one!
The Bully Boys are here!
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Old 04-26-2003, 11:09 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Good one but...ouch...just ouch!
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Old 04-26-2003, 11:44 PM   #21 (permalink)
Location: Houston, Tx
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Old 04-28-2003, 07:02 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.
aaarrrggghhhh. pft .pft.
Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...
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Old 04-28-2003, 09:28 AM   #23 (permalink)
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no bueno....

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Old 04-28-2003, 04:40 PM   #24 (permalink)
Location: Chicago, IL
Oh god that makes my stonach wrench.
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Old 04-28-2003, 07:47 PM   #26 (permalink)
ewwwwww... but.. so funny for some reaason
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Old 05-02-2003, 01:51 PM   #27 (permalink)
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barber, shave

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