Joke of the Day - September 11 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 09-11-2003, 01:27 AM

A couple was planning on getting married. Seeing how they didn't have much money to go on a honeymoon, they decided to just go back to their new apartment after the wedding.

The groom had three close friends, that were prone to committing practical jokes. One being a carpenter, the other a ordinary guy, and the third a dentist.

They all decided to pull practical jokes on their newly married friends. The carpenter decided he would cut the slats in the bed so that when they climbed into bed, the bed would collapse. The ordinary guy decided to short sheet the bed, so that when they got into it their feet wouldn't reach the bottom. The dentist chuckled and wouldn't tell anyone what he planned to do.

A week later the 3 friends all received letters in the mail. "Dear friends, we didn't mind the fact that when we got into bed, the bed collapsed, or the guy that short sheeted it, but I'm gonna kill the bastard that put the novacaine in the vaseline!"

Tarn · 09-11-2003, 06:07 AM

AUCCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!

dragon2fire · 09-11-2003, 09:58 AM

o thats so good

scansinboy · 09-11-2003, 10:59 AM

What happened to the first joke of the day for today?

slant eyes · 09-11-2003, 11:27 AM

Quote:

What happened to the first joke of the day for today?

i think jadz renamed it, it's here:

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=26668

Spydr · 09-11-2003, 04:17 PM

OMG THAT IS SO FUNNY !

My experience was a friend (some friend) who smeared Deep Heat - a sports injury cream for sore muscles that when rubbed on heats up - on the inside of my protector. Needless to say about 5 minutes into the first quarter I was to be found in the change rooms straddled over the washbasin with my "package" under the cooling waters......

Still brings tears to the eyes !

cJoe · 09-11-2003, 05:33 PM

that's funny

Root_Beer_Man · 09-11-2003, 07:39 PM

*shudders with the thought of not being able feel your dick on the first day of being a married man* like C'mon...thats gotta SUCK! Although very amusing

thanks JadziaDax, Keep em coming

gloveshot3 · 09-13-2003, 06:25 AM

I can't remember the addresses but there a couple of web-pages dedicated to wedding night practical joke. I forwarded a bunch of them last summer to my son and his bride about 1 week before the wedding, and they decided to change their honeymoon plans and keep them secret.

09-11-2003, 01:27 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - September 11 A couple was planning on getting married. Seeing how they didn't have much money to go on a honeymoon, they decided to just go back to their new apartment after the wedding. The groom had three close friends, that were prone to committing practical jokes. One being a carpenter, the other a ordinary guy, and the third a dentist. They all decided to pull practical jokes on their newly married friends. The carpenter decided he would cut the slats in the bed so that when they climbed into bed, the bed would collapse. The ordinary guy decided to short sheet the bed, so that when they got into it their feet wouldn't reach the bottom. The dentist chuckled and wouldn't tell anyone what he planned to do. A week later the 3 friends all received letters in the mail. "Dear friends, we didn't mind the fact that when we got into bed, the bed collapsed, or the guy that short sheeted it, but I'm gonna kill the bastard that put the novacaine in the vaseline!"

09-11-2003, 10:59 AM	#4 (permalink)
scansinboy Insane Location: Milwaukee	What happened to the first joke of the day for today? __________________ Don't blame me... I voted for Kodos!

09-11-2003, 05:33 PM	#7 (permalink)
cJoe Insane	that's funny __________________ I've got plenty of common sense. I just choose to ignore it. ...Calvin

09-11-2003, 07:39 PM	#8 (permalink)
Root_Beer_Man Crazy	shudders with the thought of not being able feel your dick on the first day of being a married man like C'mon...thats gotta SUCK! Although very amusing thanks JadziaDax, Keep em coming __________________ >3 Cheers for boobies!!<

09-11-2003, 06:07 AM	#2 (permalink)
Tarn Crazy	AUCCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!

09-11-2003, 09:58 AM	#3 (permalink)
dragon2fire Junkie	o thats so good

09-11-2003, 04:17 PM	#6 (permalink)
Spydr Upright	OMG THAT IS SO FUNNY ! My experience was a friend (some friend) who smeared Deep Heat - a sports injury cream for sore muscles that when rubbed on heats up - on the inside of my protector. Needless to say about 5 minutes into the first quarter I was to be found in the change rooms straddled over the washbasin with my "package" under the cooling waters...... Still brings tears to the eyes !

09-13-2003, 06:25 AM	#9 (permalink)
gloveshot3 Crazy	I can't remember the addresses but there a couple of web-pages dedicated to wedding night practical joke. I forwarded a bunch of them last summer to my son and his bride about 1 week before the wedding, and they decided to change their honeymoon plans and keep them secret.