Revenge
 

A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach shore contemplating how badly she got screwed in her divorce settlement, when she spies a magic lamp washed up on the shore.

She rubs the lamp and out pops a magical genie.
The genie notices her anger and lets her vent her troubles to him. As a consolation the genie informs her that he will give her three wishes. But, because he does not believe in divorce, he will give her ex-husband ten times the quantity of whatever she wishes for.
The woman is steaming mad, thinking that this is hardly fair, but she makes her first wish. The first wish is for a billion dollars. The genie grants her wish and she finds herself sitting on a pile on one billion one-dollar bills. The genie then reminds her that her husband is now the recipient of 10 billion dollars.
The woman can barely contain her anger when she makes her second wish. The second wish is for a beautiful mansion on the shore of her own private beach. It is instantly granted, but then the genie reminds her that her ex-husband now owns ten of them, and points out at to a small development of ten such mansions.
Upon hearing this, the woman takes her time to contemplate her last wish. Just as the genie was about to give up on her, the women informs the genie that she wants to make her last wish.

“For my last wish, I’d like to give birth to twins.”

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ouch

/first reply

man...where would they come out....it would prolly be the pe...*shudders*

hehe funny joke

open wide?

Re: Revenge
 

The way I heard it -
For my last wish, I'd like to have a mild heart-attack

AAAAUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCHhhhhhhhhh !!!!!

Oohh. man that hurts just thinking about it. funny tho...

Hmmm, not happy with divorce settlement?
She didn't get more than 80%?
jk...

Good one!

That would definately suck. haha

I heard a varient of this, where it's a man and his mother in law.

The mother inlaw gets twice of everything the man wishes for.

A billion dollars

A mansion on the beach

And ... scared half to death.

I also heard it as having a very very mild heart attack, then her husband would have a massive heart attack....

Re: Re: Revenge
 

Thats the way I heard it too.

Lol, thats a good one.. and yes, ouch.

omg....ouch
20 kids...I think that would be a new record!

haha

lots of variations of this, all good...my favorite is where the guy's third wish (his worst enemy gets twice his own wish) is that the genie should remove one of his testicles

Vengence...Revenge...Revengence =p </homestarrunner reference>

ouch ouch ouch

thats very harsh but just in this case. good post thanx for making me laugh.

lol, my pee hole hurts

I heard it as 'she got a devious look and then smiled, saying '"I'd like two big black men to fuck me half to death'"

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

ahaha

I always heard it with "now scare me half to death"

I must say though, the "I want a baby" version is excilent.

lol

ha.