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Old 09-14-2003, 09:56 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The Shiny-Walled Box Thingie

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.

The lad asked, "What is this, father?"

The father (never having seen an elevator before) responded, "I have no idea what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, and old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened again and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles with numbers lit up above the walls.

The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24 year-old woman stepped out.

The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."

Wish I could take credit for it.

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Old 09-14-2003, 10:02 AM   #2 (permalink)
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heh; I like it.

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Old 09-14-2003, 10:17 AM   #3 (permalink)
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lol
very good.
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Old 09-14-2003, 11:44 AM   #4 (permalink)
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hahaha, gold!
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Old 09-14-2003, 11:48 AM   #5 (permalink)
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If only it were that simple.. hehe..

Great joke!
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Old 09-14-2003, 01:29 PM   #6 (permalink)
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boy would that be sweet or what?
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Old 09-14-2003, 04:59 PM   #7 (permalink)
Eh?
 
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very clever
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Old 09-24-2003, 09:23 PM   #8 (permalink)
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wow that was great.
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Old 09-25-2003, 11:08 AM   #9 (permalink)
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hehehe I love it!
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Old 09-28-2003, 01:50 AM   #10 (permalink)
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haha, sneaky style!
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Old 09-28-2003, 03:29 PM   #11 (permalink)
change is hard.
 
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lol i've heard one like that but not quite as funny
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Old 09-29-2003, 05:05 AM   #12 (permalink)
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HAHHAHAHAHAHA good one !!!
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Old 09-29-2003, 06:08 AM   #13 (permalink)
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very clever. I will repeat that a few times
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Old 10-24-2007, 11:36 AM   #14 (permalink)
<3 TFP
 
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I can't even imagine...
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Old 05-30-2008, 10:03 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Old joke? Yes.

Worth a bump, i think so yes.

Good clean joke that bears repeating!
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Old 05-30-2008, 10:12 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I've tried those things and they just don't work. My wife keeps coming out the same.
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Old 06-20-2008, 11:35 PM   #17 (permalink)
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haha this was a pretty good one i got to say
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Old 06-21-2008, 09:40 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Old joke. Glad I finally got to read it! That was good
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