I saw this young girl
 

A wife arriving home from a shopping trip was horrified to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as she was about to storm out of the house,her husband stopped her with these words:

"Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. While I was driving along the highway, I saw this young girl here, looking tired and bedraggled, So I brought her home and made her a meal from the roast beef you had forgotten in the refrigerator. She had only some worn-out sandals on her feet, so I gave her a pair of good shoes you had discarded because they had gone out of style. She was cold, so I gave her the sweater I bought you for your birthday that you never wore because the colours didn¦t suit you. Her slacks were worn out, so I gave her a pair of yours that were perfectly good but too small for you now.


Then, as the young girl was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, "Is there anything else your wife doesn¦t use anymore?"





:lol: :lol: :D :lol: :lol:

Huh? I think I'm missing something here.

the woman doesnt sex him up

Muahahaha!!!! Great joke!

:D pwn3d

Ha Ha! Good joke! Thanks

Errrr...well, scansinboy, I'm with you on this one. Judging from some of these responses, I think it's supposed to be a joke. I'm sorry but will someone give me a hand here?

think, penis.

OK, the young woman was refering to his penis at the end of the joke, as in she wanted to sleep with him, but she already slept with him at the begining of the joke.
The things in the middle arn't refering to his penis are they?

hehe, thanks for the joke.

Looks like more than a few readers here took the Short Bus to school!

omg how could you not get that, it was brilliant

LOL
 

Good one, I'm yet to know the feeling of being unused.

hahah

nice!

very good....clean enough to tell mother

perhaps something in the delivery... I'm with those who just didn't like this one. She asks at the end if she can have his dick because his wife dosen't use it, but she already got it in the first line of the joke.

The quotation marks are a bit off... the last line is still part of the husband's speech, with him quoting what the young girl said. Does that help everyone?

Great! Like when I've heard it before, this joke is funny (Ha-Ha-Ha! . . . Oh.) - and tinged with rueful poignancy (not for the Short Bus'ers).

I'm with you buddy.

no, she wasn't referring to his dick in the end, she was just stillm asking if there was anything else, to point out hat she's slept with him

Try this:

"Then, as the young girl was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, 'Is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore?'"

ok his wife cought him in bed...

so he was telling the wife why they are in bed

so when she asked is there anything else the wife dosnt use anymore he said ya my dick so they slept with each other...


that is why they slept with each other hence...
"Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about... if she didnt ask that question they never would have slept with each other!

does that help?

just dont think too hard about it

good shit.

Oh my! What a bloke! :D What a wife! :eek:

;)

Oh Lord, this comment just doubled the laughter that this joke elicited from me.

And some of the "explanations" of the joke have been more confusing than the joke!

hehe good one