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o14real 09-14-2003 10:42 AM

I saw this young girl
 
A wife arriving home from a shopping trip was horrified to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as she was about to storm out of the house,her husband stopped her with these words:

"Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. While I was driving along the highway, I saw this young girl here, looking tired and bedraggled, So I brought her home and made her a meal from the roast beef you had forgotten in the refrigerator. She had only some worn-out sandals on her feet, so I gave her a pair of good shoes you had discarded because they had gone out of style. She was cold, so I gave her the sweater I bought you for your birthday that you never wore because the colours didnŠt suit you. Her slacks were worn out, so I gave her a pair of yours that were perfectly good but too small for you now.


Then, as the young girl was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, "Is there anything else your wife doesnŠt use anymore?"





:lol: :lol: :D :lol: :lol:

scansinboy 09-14-2003 10:44 AM

Huh? I think I'm missing something here.

lyxo 09-14-2003 11:16 AM

the woman doesnt sex him up

Regziever 09-14-2003 11:32 AM

Muahahaha!!!! Great joke!

Stare At The Sun 09-14-2003 04:58 PM

:D pwn3d

Brewmaniac 09-14-2003 05:46 PM

Ha Ha! Good joke! Thanks

BuddyHawks 09-14-2003 06:03 PM

Errrr...well, scansinboy, I'm with you on this one. Judging from some of these responses, I think it's supposed to be a joke. I'm sorry but will someone give me a hand here?

Shauk 09-14-2003 06:15 PM

think, penis.

BuddyHawks 09-14-2003 06:19 PM

OK, the young woman was refering to his penis at the end of the joke, as in she wanted to sleep with him, but she already slept with him at the begining of the joke.
The things in the middle arn't refering to his penis are they?

Slims 09-14-2003 06:19 PM

hehe, thanks for the joke.

AlCap0wn 09-14-2003 08:06 PM

Looks like more than a few readers here took the Short Bus to school!

Hanabal 09-14-2003 09:12 PM

omg how could you not get that, it was brilliant

Karnic 09-14-2003 09:48 PM

LOL
 
Good one, I'm yet to know the feeling of being unused.

edmos1 10-02-2003 02:22 PM

hahah

The_Dude 10-02-2003 02:35 PM

nice!

nofnway 10-03-2003 01:22 AM

very good....clean enough to tell mother

noblejr 10-03-2003 07:10 AM

perhaps something in the delivery... I'm with those who just didn't like this one. She asks at the end if she can have his dick because his wife dosen't use it, but she already got it in the first line of the joke.

Redlemon 10-03-2003 07:37 AM

The quotation marks are a bit off... the last line is still part of the husband's speech, with him quoting what the young girl said. Does that help everyone?

mongois 10-03-2003 07:42 AM

Great! Like when I've heard it before, this joke is funny (Ha-Ha-Ha! . . . Oh.) - and tinged with rueful poignancy (not for the Short Bus'ers).

BuddyHawks 10-03-2003 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by noblejr
perhaps something in the delivery... I'm with those who just didn't like this one. She asks at the end if she can have his dick because his wife dosen't use it, but she already got it in the first line of the joke.
I'm with you buddy.

mystmarimatt 10-03-2003 12:51 PM

no, she wasn't referring to his dick in the end, she was just stillm asking if there was anything else, to point out hat she's slept with him

Melraidin 10-03-2003 09:20 PM

Try this:

"Then, as the young girl was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, 'Is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore?'"

Sexodus 10-03-2003 10:04 PM

ok his wife cought him in bed...

so he was telling the wife why they are in bed

so when she asked is there anything else the wife dosnt use anymore he said ya my dick so they slept with each other...


that is why they slept with each other hence...
"Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about... if she didnt ask that question they never would have slept with each other!

does that help?

soccerstudpc20 10-04-2003 01:32 AM

just dont think too hard about it

giblfiz 10-04-2003 10:50 AM

good shit.

prince_albert 10-04-2003 11:05 AM

Oh my! What a bloke! :D What a wife! :eek:

ally 10-06-2003 05:16 PM

;)

majik_6 10-07-2003 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AlCap0wn
Looks like more than a few readers here took the Short Bus to school!
Oh Lord, this comment just doubled the laughter that this joke elicited from me.

And some of the "explanations" of the joke have been more confusing than the joke!

iktoweya 10-07-2003 09:07 PM

hehe good one


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