HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

o14real · 09-14-2003, 10:45 AM

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

All you have to do is be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father figure
6. a teacher
7. an educator
8. a cook
9. a gardener
10. a carpenter
11. a driver
12. an engineer
13. a mechanic
14. an interior decorator
15. a stylist
16. a sex therapist
17. a gynecologist/obstetrician
18. a psychologist
19. a psychiatrist
20. a therapist
21. a good father
22. a gentleman
23. well organized
24. tidy
25. very clean
26. athletic
27. affectionate
28. affable
29. attentive
30. ambitious
31. amenable
32. articulate
33. bold
34. brave
35. creative
36. courageous
37. complimentary
38. capable
39. decisive
40. intelligent
41. imaginative
42. interesting
43. prudent
44. patient
45. polite
46. passionate
47. respectful
48. sweet
49. strong
50. skillful
51. supportive
52. sympathetic
53. tolerant
54. understanding
55. someone who loves shopping
56. someone who doesn't make problems
57. someone who never looks at other women
58. very rich
AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST PAY ATTENTION TO MAKE SURE YOU:
59. are neither jealous nor disinterested
60. get on well with her family, but don't spend more time with them than with her
61. give her space, but show interest and concern in where she goes

ABOVE ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO:
62. Not forget the dates of:
* anniversaries (wedding, engagement, first date...)
* graduation
* birthday
* menstruation
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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
1. Let him play with your boobs.

Slims · 09-14-2003, 06:21 PM

hehe, nice post.

clydestinkybeef · 09-14-2003, 07:15 PM

it would be funny if it weren't so fucking true.

brownclown · 09-16-2003, 04:20 AM

thanks. I spose that applies equally to lesbians???

Midlandmadman · 09-16-2003, 09:26 AM

Personally, I still don't think the woman would be happy!

ismark · 09-16-2003, 07:35 PM

menstruation = be afraid, very very afraid

Root_Beer_Man · 09-16-2003, 07:59 PM

HAHA 2 words...YES!!!

ummm...ok nm 1 word

Stiltzkin · 09-17-2003, 05:55 PM

Don't you just love the way how life is so convoluted?

Seanathan03 · 09-18-2003, 12:26 PM

hehe it takes a bit more than that

krwlz · 09-18-2003, 02:48 PM

*2. Bring Beer...

lady · 09-18-2003, 08:39 PM

amonxiii · 09-19-2003, 09:19 AM

Beer boobs..?

Dunta · 09-20-2003, 07:44 AM

Whew, pretty long list. funny

preluder · 09-28-2003, 02:12 AM

i like boobs... a lot.

TerresqueÜ · 09-28-2003, 03:18 PM

It's true. IT's all true...

Shpoop · 09-28-2003, 03:57 PM

great list, good stuff!

creon · 09-28-2003, 08:24 PM

wow, now thats wisdom

NatureBoy · 09-30-2003, 01:53 PM

I can't believe I read the whole thing.

Eowyn_Vala · 09-30-2003, 01:57 PM

it is sad, but I have found that this to be true!

icy_ca · 10-01-2003, 10:17 AM

very well put.

MichaelFarker · 10-01-2003, 10:12 PM

I plan to save this and refer to it often. Maybe it will help.

zaiaz · 10-09-2003, 01:50 PM

Whew....that's one hell of a list.

ender0333 · 10-09-2003, 07:23 PM

omg that was too great. I never saw it coming...

slimshaydee · 10-11-2003, 12:14 AM

Here's how to make a guy happy. Give him:
1. Sex
2. Beer
3. Food

damn complicated women

loganmule · 10-11-2003, 09:42 PM

what's sad is that this is a nonexclusive list

analog · 10-15-2003, 01:17 AM

heh heh heh... boooobs... :-D

GSRIDER · 10-15-2003, 09:32 AM

hahahaha.... I love boobs....

cut paste... send to wife now

Dragon_Imp · 10-16-2003, 07:29 AM

Isnt that the truth women want to damn much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol

RMitchell30 · 10-16-2003, 01:40 PM

Man i bet your a pimp if you know that whole list by heart... but damn thats alot of shit to remember.

vector_1979 · 10-17-2003, 09:22 AM

It's so true!

Keg-o-Grog · 10-17-2003, 04:53 PM

thumper69 · 10-17-2003, 05:35 PM

I'll be everything for just these three things:

1. bring the beer
2. touch boobies
3. have sex

Ohhh yeah all night long!

monty121052 · 10-18-2003, 12:46 AM

That list could only have been compiled by a long time married man or a woman!Its so true.

09-14-2003, 10:45 AM	#1 (permalink)
o14real Insane	HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY All you have to do is be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father figure 6. a teacher 7. an educator 8. a cook 9. a gardener 10. a carpenter 11. a driver 12. an engineer 13. a mechanic 14. an interior decorator 15. a stylist 16. a sex therapist 17. a gynecologist/obstetrician 18. a psychologist 19. a psychiatrist 20. a therapist 21. a good father 22. a gentleman 23. well organized 24. tidy 25. very clean 26. athletic 27. affectionate 28. affable 29. attentive 30. ambitious 31. amenable 32. articulate 33. bold 34. brave 35. creative 36. courageous 37. complimentary 38. capable 39. decisive 40. intelligent 41. imaginative 42. interesting 43. prudent 44. patient 45. polite 46. passionate 47. respectful 48. sweet 49. strong 50. skillful 51. supportive 52. sympathetic 53. tolerant 54. understanding 55. someone who loves shopping 56. someone who doesn't make problems 57. someone who never looks at other women 58. very rich AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST PAY ATTENTION TO MAKE SURE YOU: 59. are neither jealous nor disinterested 60. get on well with her family, but don't spend more time with them than with her 61. give her space, but show interest and concern in where she goes ABOVE ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO: 62. Not forget the dates of: * anniversaries (wedding, engagement, first date...) * graduation * birthday * menstruation -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY: 1. Let him play with your boobs. Last edited by JadziaDax; 09-14-2003 at 02:13 PM..

09-14-2003, 06:21 PM	#2 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	hehe, nice post. __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

09-16-2003, 04:20 AM	#4 (permalink)
brownclown Upright Location: australia	thanks. I spose that applies equally to lesbians??? __________________ Lounge Systems Analyst

09-16-2003, 09:26 AM	#5 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	Personally, I still don't think the woman would be happy! __________________ Its good to be back.

09-16-2003, 07:35 PM	#6 (permalink)
ismark Crazy Location: Sydney	menstruation = be afraid, very very afraid __________________ The Grumpy Old Bloke

09-14-2003, 07:15 PM	#3 (permalink)
clydestinkybeef Loser	it would be funny if it weren't so fucking true.

09-16-2003, 07:59 PM	#7 (permalink)
Root_Beer_Man Crazy	HAHA 2 words...YES!!! ummm...ok nm 1 word __________________ >3 Cheers for boobies!!<

09-17-2003, 05:55 PM	#8 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	Don't you just love the way how life is so convoluted? __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

09-18-2003, 12:26 PM	#9 (permalink)
Seanathan03 Tilted	hehe it takes a bit more than that

09-18-2003, 02:48 PM	#10 (permalink)
krwlz Fledgling Dead Head Location: Clarkson U.	*2. Bring Beer...

09-18-2003, 08:39 PM	#11 (permalink)
lady Addict Location: Vancouver, BC	__________________ Our doubts are traitors, And make us lose the good we oft might win By fearing to attempt.

09-19-2003, 09:19 AM	#12 (permalink)
amonxiii Banned Location: Soviet Canuckistan	Beer boobs..?

09-20-2003, 07:44 AM	#13 (permalink)
Dunta Tilted	Whew, pretty long list. funny

09-28-2003, 02:12 AM	#14 (permalink)
preluder Tilted Location: Houston, TX	i like boobs... a lot.

09-28-2003, 03:18 PM	#15 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	It's true. IT's all true... __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

09-30-2003, 01:57 PM	#19 (permalink)
Eowyn_Vala Insane Location: There's no place like home..	it is sad, but I have found that this to be true! __________________ Cain: I know what you're doing. I've lead troops into battle before. DG: And, how am I doing? Cain: Well, there's less hugging when I do it

10-01-2003, 10:17 AM	#20 (permalink)
icy_ca Insane Location: Steel Town, Ontario	very well put. __________________ After all is said and done, more is said than done.

10-09-2003, 01:50 PM	#22 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	Whew....that's one hell of a list. __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

10-17-2003, 09:22 AM	#30 (permalink)
vector_1979 Insane Location: In a Caddy Shack	It's so true! __________________ ------------------------------------------------ Tip: Never do your shoe lace up in a revolving door

09-28-2003, 03:57 PM	#16 (permalink)
Shpoop Curious Location: NJ (but just for college)	great list, good stuff!

09-28-2003, 08:24 PM	#17 (permalink)
creon Crazy Location: College Station, Texas. USA	wow, now thats wisdom

09-30-2003, 01:53 PM	#18 (permalink)
NatureBoy Crazy	I can't believe I read the whole thing.

10-01-2003, 10:12 PM	#21 (permalink)
MichaelFarker 2+2=5? Not again! Location: Dallas, Texas	I plan to save this and refer to it often. Maybe it will help.

10-09-2003, 07:23 PM	#23 (permalink)
ender0333 Upright	omg that was too great. I never saw it coming...

10-11-2003, 12:14 AM	#24 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	Here's how to make a guy happy. Give him: 1. Sex 2. Beer 3. Food damn complicated women

10-11-2003, 09:42 PM	#25 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	what's sad is that this is a nonexclusive list

10-15-2003, 01:17 AM	#26 (permalink)
analog Banned	heh heh heh... boooobs... :-D

10-15-2003, 09:32 AM	#27 (permalink)
GSRIDER spurt king Location: Out of my mind	hahahaha.... I love boobs.... cut paste... send to wife now __________________ No signature at this time.

10-16-2003, 07:29 AM	#28 (permalink)
Dragon_Imp Tilted	Isnt that the truth women want to damn much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol

10-16-2003, 01:40 PM	#29 (permalink)
RMitchell30 Upright	Man i bet your a pimp if you know that whole list by heart... but damn thats alot of shit to remember.

10-17-2003, 04:53 PM	#31 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	^_^ __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

10-17-2003, 05:35 PM	#32 (permalink)
thumper69 Tilted Location: Texas	I'll be everything for just these three things: 1. bring the beer 2. touch boobies 3. have sex Ohhh yeah all night long! __________________ Ohh Yeah Baby All Night Long! (' . ^) Look at Kirby---> <(' . '<)

10-18-2003, 12:46 AM	#33 (permalink)
monty121052 Insane Location: Newcastle-Australia	That list could only have been compiled by a long time married man or a woman!Its so true.