Things a girl shouldn't say to a man during sex:
 

"And yet your feet are so big!"

"Don't worry, we'll work around it."

"I guess this makes me the early bird."

"Try not to smear my make-up."

"At least this won't take long."

"I want a baby."

"Do you know the ceiling needs painting?"

"Maybe we should call Dr Ruth."

"Is that blood on the headboard?"

"Did I remember to take my pill?"

"It's just a rash."

"Sorry about the name tags, but I'm not very good with names."

"Does it come with an air pump?"

"But it still works, right?"

"Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?"

"But everybody looks funny naked."

"Do you smell something burning?"

"On second thoughts, let's turn off the lights."

"You must be cold."

"Don't mind me. I always file my nails in bed,"

"Maybe if we water it, it'll grow."

"Maybe it looks better in natural light,"

"Maybe you're just out of practice."

"When is this supposed to feel good?"

"It's a good thing you're rich."

I want a baby. AHHHHHHHHHHH :eek:

You forgot:
Is it in?

This reminds me of something I read in National Lampoon....
how 'bout...


"You're It."

funny, unless it happens to you.

Oh, I heard that one once! SCARY!:eek:

Never heard any of those, THANK GOD

"Dont cum in me" just after you blow your load in her

"Did I remember to take my pill?"

Ouch!!

I hate to hear..... " now serving # 26 ..... 26....... "


or

" Its not as big as your little brothers and your Dad lasted longer."

hmmm. . . never said anything like that but i think maybe i said wow this sure isnt fun anymore

All have happened:

"I didn't shave my legs this week, I hope you don't mind."

"I'm sorry; I shouldn't have had that second burrito."

"What are you thinking?"

I want a baby is absolutely the last thing you say if you want a baby!

Say I forgot to buy the condoms, lets be dangerous. Or something.

i have no problem when she says faster!
i have no problem when she says harder!
but when she screams--DEEPER--i just shrink away

Re: Things a girl shouldn't say to a man during sex:
 

HAHA fucking hillarious:lol: damn near died reading it

LMFAO...maybe if we water it, it will grow...

You must be cold! ROFLMAO