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Old 04-25-2003, 12:03 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The Loving Husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2003 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$60,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing....the house we wanted last year is >back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up.

The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"


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Old 04-25-2003, 12:09 PM   #2 (permalink)
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The owner of the phone is screwed.
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Old 04-25-2003, 12:11 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2003, 12:29 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Classic!

I know it's not my phone, cuz it wouldn't be in a "club"!
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Old 04-25-2003, 12:53 PM   #5 (permalink)
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If I was one of the other guys in the locker room, my laughing so would have given it away. Nice.
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Old 04-25-2003, 09:43 PM   #6 (permalink)
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*LOL* Yeah, then he gets his ass kicked by the guy who's phone it was. >_<
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Old 04-25-2003, 11:26 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Hmm, I'll have to keep an eye out for un-attended cell phones and try this out

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Old 04-26-2003, 12:25 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I like it very much as long as it wasn't my phone
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Old 04-26-2003, 06:37 PM   #9 (permalink)
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hahaha, anthor reason i hate cell phones
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Old 04-26-2003, 10:44 PM   #10 (permalink)
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very funny! made me laugh.
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Old 04-26-2003, 11:08 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Oh man that was great!
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Old 04-26-2003, 11:46 PM   #12 (permalink)
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haw, made the fi bust out loud
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Old 04-26-2003, 11:49 PM   #13 (permalink)
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hahah the dangers of gettin married!
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