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Glad-I-Ate-Her · 10-06-2003, 05:32 PM

A pompous Baptist minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Oklahoma . After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The cowboy asked for a whiskey and water, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore than let liquor touch my lips."

The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Hell, I didn't know we got a choice."

Glad

sadistikdreams · 10-06-2003, 09:00 PM

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! HI-LARIOUS!

TheClarkster · 10-06-2003, 09:05 PM

hahahahahah oh man
I could perfectly picture a cowboy type saying that.

tekaweni · 10-07-2003, 04:18 AM

heh heh that punchline came out of nowhere. Excellent!

johnnymysto · 10-07-2003, 07:29 AM

I heard the same version, but with 3 ministers. Great joke!

majik_6 · 10-07-2003, 02:12 PM

THAT, was a beautiful joke!

(I'm just waiting til my g/f gets off work, so that I can tell her)

lola218 · 10-07-2003, 05:00 PM

good one!

kinsaj · 10-07-2003, 05:38 PM

hehehe

iktoweya · 10-07-2003, 09:13 PM

10-06-2003, 05:32 PM	#1 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	A pompous Baptist minister was seated next to a cowboy... A pompous Baptist minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Oklahoma . After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The cowboy asked for a whiskey and water, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore than let liquor touch my lips." The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Hell, I didn't know we got a choice." Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

10-06-2003, 09:00 PM	#2 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	AHAHAHAHAHAHA! HI-LARIOUS! __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

10-06-2003, 09:05 PM	#3 (permalink)
TheClarkster Very Proud of Ya Location: Simi Valley, CA	hahahahahah oh man I could perfectly picture a cowboy type saying that. __________________ Do not speak Latin in front of the books.

10-07-2003, 04:18 AM	#4 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	heh heh that punchline came out of nowhere. Excellent! __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

10-07-2003, 07:29 AM	#5 (permalink)
johnnymysto Overreactor Location: South Ca'lina	I heard the same version, but with 3 ministers. Great joke! __________________ "I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request." - Capt. Barbossa

10-07-2003, 02:12 PM	#6 (permalink)
majik_6 narcissist Location: looking in a mirror	THAT, was a beautiful joke! (I'm just waiting til my g/f gets off work, so that I can tell her) __________________ it's all about self-indulgence

10-07-2003, 05:00 PM	#7 (permalink)
lola218 Tilted Location: beverly hills,fl	good one!

10-07-2003, 05:38 PM	#8 (permalink)
kinsaj Psycho Location: somewhere out there	hehehe __________________ boom

10-07-2003, 09:13 PM	#9 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	heh __________________ i miss K-Wise